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Item 2
He was twice her size
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a handwritten working draft across two open spiral-notebook pages, from the early yellow binder, part of Tom's 34 Albums, 2005 or later.
Item type
POEM · IN 34 ALBUMS · FULL LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · FULL
Tom's handwritten working draft of the poem HE WAS TWICE HER SIZE, from his early yellow binder (written at age 18 to 23), across two open spiral-notebook pages - a clean draft on the left and a revised first-person version on the right with syllable counts, crossouts and a small arrow diagram.
- Why it matters
- Tom's working draft of HE WAS TWICE HER SIZE, from his early yellow binder, which went on into his 34 Albums and more than a dozen of his books including Only The Best and 200 Poems Waiting For Music.
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- 34 Albums: HE WAS TWICE HER SIZE ; Yellow binder (early poems) ; 200 Poems Waiting For Music (2013) ; Only The Best (2018) ; A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020) ; 180 Good Poems (2012) ; Chomskian Poems (2011) ; Death ; Depressing ; Loneliness & Solitudethe old category list says: DEATH ; DEPRESSING ; LONELINESS & SOLITUDE (not checked by Tom)
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMS
IN A BOOK200 Poems Waiting For Music (2013)
The November 2024 Collection (2024)
Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013)
Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014)
180 Good Poems (2012)
Only The Best (2018)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012
Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Chomskian Poems (2011)
Finished Song Lyrics (2011)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024)
Tom Jensen Lyrics (2019) - Age when written
- written at age 18 to 23from its place in Tom's yellow binder index (line W4, a ranked list, not date order) - the binder held 481 poems by 5 April 2002, when Tom was 23
- On the site
- Set List 7 (track 9) · Set List 7: Train Off The Tracks, all-in-one page · Tom's Story: 2005
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The words on this page
He was twice her size
She was at least half his age
He bruised her insides
And she [?]
Her own blood ran down her face
And his seed was sewn
She carries the child like a disease
But what if when baby has grown
Rapist's eyes are all she sees
What will her friends say
What wild rumors will be spread
Where lies her escape?
These thoughts run 'round in her head
Itunes will convert
---
Coming of Fall
What lies ahead
s 6 [?] He was twice my size
s 7 I [?] was more than half his age
s He bruised my insides
7 [?] He [?] got blood on my face
And [?]
s And his seed was sown
[?] [?] [?] [?] [?] child lives inside of me
s What if when he's grown
7 [?] [?] rapist's [?] eyes are all I see
5 What will my friends say?
7 [?] what wild rumors will spread?
5 [?] [?] my escape?
Where lies
Scattered thoughts run 'round in her head
---
Just make sure you tell your friend to make one and whoever they chouse... if your friend does nt post a respone your video won't get used. it has to be a continuation.
*** put it out on Lai's channel ***
Lai -> me -> JD ->
Hello my name is Loi Youttham.
I'm a Laisian Canadian.
A little fun with my guitar
thats the present that I bring
I enjoy poems by tom
Because he got me to sing...
Hi I m poems by tom and from Salem Massachusetts
I created my site because I hanna change the world through music
My favorite channel on the Tube is JDJustice 72
Because we make beautiful music together
yeah - that's what we do...
---
Wrote this little piece with a green pen
- which I freed from a drawer
My time was due I see leprauchans revery now and again
- Doctor said that there's no cure
Now just imagine what kind of message that sends
- Told Mr. M.D. I can't see you NO more
He said son I could be your best friend
- I turned around and ran out the door
That was awhile ago so don't ask me when
- either, or, neither, nor
I find my bury treasure every now and then
- Like a squirrel in the winter's nuts all stored
---
While you sit down at your naked brown table
Your perked ears wait for a long lost phone call
You sit alone with your blank page
Dying while young from your old age
---
Here I am... back where it all started
Where I now stand is where I became a man
It's been many years since I departed
Once a boy without a plan
No raging fires within, only a single ember
Bid my time for such a long time
Seems like a fistful of Decembers
---
In Tom Brady
I've got a quarter back who leads my attack
One [crossed out] newer gets sached on forth and long
'Cause -> Hey I'd be lying if I told ya I believed Kobe Bryant
when he said that wasn't trying to score on the little white [crossed out] girl
after head
Oh, [crossed out] + here's more
Ya know Randy Moss really pisses me off when he rubs
his goal post on the ass - shows such a
lack of class
Gonna give somebody a rash
something something something trash
Hey artest [crossed out] cool off - have a litter cup of
water
Jesus Christ !!! Did someone hurt your
[crossed out] daughters?
You play great "D" but you're a little too "D"
Besides, Stern never liked ya, so you're gotta go
If athletes help you away from drugs + hug
I'd rather be a stoner then some flichin' [crossed out] [crossed out]
# Now you know it's not "Run Richy Run"
It is, Roll, Richy, Roll!
This whole role model thing has gotten
outta control
---
Snow
blow
flow
glow
low
no
woe
ago
below
hello
rainbow
arrow
undertoe
Rain... it makes the flowers grow 6
Rain... it leads to floods ya know 6
Rain... it does not hide what it does not know
Rain... don't say I didn't tell ya so
Pain... it doesn't always show 6
Pain... fills up what is hollow 6
Pain...
lea
Sane
Blame
Acclaim
Rain... when it pours it best to have someplace to go
Rain... sometime heavy sometimes slow
She was at least half his age
He bruised her insides
And she [?]
Her own blood ran down her face
And his seed was sewn
She carries the child like a disease
But what if when baby has grown
Rapist's eyes are all she sees
What will her friends say
What wild rumors will be spread
Where lies her escape?
These thoughts run 'round in her head
Itunes will convert
---
Coming of Fall
What lies ahead
s 6 [?] He was twice my size
s 7 I [?] was more than half his age
s He bruised my insides
7 [?] He [?] got blood on my face
And [?]
s And his seed was sown
[?] [?] [?] [?] [?] child lives inside of me
s What if when he's grown
7 [?] [?] rapist's [?] eyes are all I see
5 What will my friends say?
7 [?] what wild rumors will spread?
5 [?] [?] my escape?
Where lies
Scattered thoughts run 'round in her head
---
Just make sure you tell your friend to make one and whoever they chouse... if your friend does nt post a respone your video won't get used. it has to be a continuation.
*** put it out on Lai's channel ***
Lai -> me -> JD ->
Hello my name is Loi Youttham.
I'm a Laisian Canadian.
A little fun with my guitar
thats the present that I bring
I enjoy poems by tom
Because he got me to sing...
Hi I m poems by tom and from Salem Massachusetts
I created my site because I hanna change the world through music
My favorite channel on the Tube is JDJustice 72
Because we make beautiful music together
yeah - that's what we do...
---
Wrote this little piece with a green pen
- which I freed from a drawer
My time was due I see leprauchans revery now and again
- Doctor said that there's no cure
Now just imagine what kind of message that sends
- Told Mr. M.D. I can't see you NO more
He said son I could be your best friend
- I turned around and ran out the door
That was awhile ago so don't ask me when
- either, or, neither, nor
I find my bury treasure every now and then
- Like a squirrel in the winter's nuts all stored
---
While you sit down at your naked brown table
Your perked ears wait for a long lost phone call
You sit alone with your blank page
Dying while young from your old age
---
Here I am... back where it all started
Where I now stand is where I became a man
It's been many years since I departed
Once a boy without a plan
No raging fires within, only a single ember
Bid my time for such a long time
Seems like a fistful of Decembers
---
In Tom Brady
I've got a quarter back who leads my attack
One [crossed out] newer gets sached on forth and long
'Cause -> Hey I'd be lying if I told ya I believed Kobe Bryant
when he said that wasn't trying to score on the little white [crossed out] girl
after head
Oh, [crossed out] + here's more
Ya know Randy Moss really pisses me off when he rubs
his goal post on the ass - shows such a
lack of class
Gonna give somebody a rash
something something something trash
Hey artest [crossed out] cool off - have a litter cup of
water
Jesus Christ !!! Did someone hurt your
[crossed out] daughters?
You play great "D" but you're a little too "D"
Besides, Stern never liked ya, so you're gotta go
If athletes help you away from drugs + hug
I'd rather be a stoner then some flichin' [crossed out] [crossed out]
# Now you know it's not "Run Richy Run"
It is, Roll, Richy, Roll!
This whole role model thing has gotten
outta control
---
Snow
blow
flow
glow
low
no
woe
ago
below
hello
rainbow
arrow
undertoe
Rain... it makes the flowers grow 6
Rain... it leads to floods ya know 6
Rain... it does not hide what it does not know
Rain... don't say I didn't tell ya so
Pain... it doesn't always show 6
Pain... fills up what is hollow 6
Pain...
lea
Sane
Blame
Acclaim
Rain... when it pours it best to have someplace to go
Rain... sometime heavy sometimes slow
Item 374
Violence Is Their Meditation
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a four-verse handwritten lyric on an aged lined sheet with a second sheet of six more lines, part of Tom's 34 Albums, about 1996-2000.
Item type
POEM · IN 34 ALBUMS · FULL LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · FULL
Tom's handwritten lyric Violence Is Their Meditation (it's time for me to swallow my medication), four verses on an aged lined sheet with a second lined sheet of six more lines (Wanna rape mother nature...) ending on the same refrain, published in Poems By Tom (2007) and the 34 albums.
- Why it matters
- Tom's early lyric Violence Is Their Meditation (it's time for me to swallow my medication), on two sheets, listed at V1 in his yellow binder, first published in Poems By Tom (2007) and later in his 34 Albums and Only The Best (2018).
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- 34 Albums: Set list 2 (track 8) VIOLENCE IS THEIR SOLUTION ; Poems By Tom (2007) ; Yellow binder (early poems) ; Only The Best (2018) ; A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020) ; Society ; Nature ; Violence
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMSset list 2 · track 8 · as the song VIOLENCE IS THEIR SOLUTION
IN A BOOKPoems By Tom (2007)
The November 2024 Collection (2024)
Only The Best (2018)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012
Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
The November 2012 Anthology (2012)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024)
Tom Jensen Lyrics (2019) - Age when written
- written at age 18 to 23in Tom's yellow binder index (line V1, 'Violence Is Their Solution' - a ranked list, not date order) - the binder held 481 poems by 5 April 2002, when Tom was 23
- Same words
- also written out as number 416
- On the site
- Set List 2 (track 8) · Set List 2: Plurality, all-in-one page · Tom's Story: 1998
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It's time {struck: I'm forced} for me to swallow my medication
While They make me listen to their dictation
By twisting tongues {struck: told} that speak of wrong information
This well {struck: hidden} ordered insanity they call education
While I'm waiting for the next step {struck: in} of evolution
In between prayers violence is their meditation
I was taught to believe the flag was an inspiration
But I never enrolled for blind patriotic dedication
My stomach would be queezy when I felt the vibration
of my gun on the firing line at the battle station
Its everyone's problem yet so far no solution
In between rounds violence is their meditation
Lost alot of leaves on your family tree for this nation
It was fall and it fell the laws of segregation
Nowadays times have changed but still temptation
Everyone's gotta sign their own emancipation proclimation
Stand tall, act free demand a new constitution
In between demonstrations violence is their meditation
Every where you turn just increases aggrivation
Try to blaze a better path branded deviation
It's all about the money so worriyed about inflation
There are some things from which you can't take a vacation
When its piled up past the hills you can't hide the pollution
In between oilspills violence is their meditation
---
Wanna rape mother nature watch their demonstration
Destroy it all for a quick sensation
Just a{struck: minute} inch or two of elevation
Too late to learn to stick with masturbation
But mother nature wasn't meant for prostitution
In between life and death violence is their meditation
While They make me listen to their dictation
By twisting tongues {struck: told} that speak of wrong information
This well {struck: hidden} ordered insanity they call education
While I'm waiting for the next step {struck: in} of evolution
In between prayers violence is their meditation
I was taught to believe the flag was an inspiration
But I never enrolled for blind patriotic dedication
My stomach would be queezy when I felt the vibration
of my gun on the firing line at the battle station
Its everyone's problem yet so far no solution
In between rounds violence is their meditation
Lost alot of leaves on your family tree for this nation
It was fall and it fell the laws of segregation
Nowadays times have changed but still temptation
Everyone's gotta sign their own emancipation proclimation
Stand tall, act free demand a new constitution
In between demonstrations violence is their meditation
Every where you turn just increases aggrivation
Try to blaze a better path branded deviation
It's all about the money so worriyed about inflation
There are some things from which you can't take a vacation
When its piled up past the hills you can't hide the pollution
In between oilspills violence is their meditation
---
Wanna rape mother nature watch their demonstration
Destroy it all for a quick sensation
Just a{struck: minute} inch or two of elevation
Too late to learn to stick with masturbation
But mother nature wasn't meant for prostitution
In between life and death violence is their meditation
Item 637
You'll find when they kick your dick in the dirt
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a lyric sheet in ink on coffee-stained notebook paper with scattered phrases written around it, part of Tom's 34 Albums, written by 2020.
Item type
POEM · IN 34 ALBUMS · FULL LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · FULL
Tom's handwritten lyric sheet for COLORS, in ink on a coffee-stained sheet of lined notebook paper with scattered phrases and lines written around it, from his 34 albums and published in The November 2024 Collection (2024).
- Why it matters
- Tom's handwritten lyric sheet for Colors, on coffee-stained notebook paper with loose phrases written all around it ('Bread and circuses', 'Play stupid games win stupid prizes') - a working page from his 34 Albums, published in The November 2024 Collection (2024).draft - not yet proved
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- 34 Albums ; The November 2024 Collection (2024) ; A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020) ; 34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) ; Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024) ; Song drafts ; Society ; Adultdraft - not yet proved
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMS
IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024) - Age when written
- written by age 41 at the latestbest guess - not yet proved: its two pieces are drafts of lines in DORA and MONARCH, which are in A Lifetime of Rhyme (February 5, 2020) - the sheet itself may be older
- Same words
- also written out as number 736
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2020
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The words on this page
You'll find when they kick your dick in the dirt
All the money in the world won't buy back your self worth
OR TAKE AWAY THE HURT [crossed out]
You can try to hide the fact
That your whole soul got jacked
But there ain't no going back
Once it's [crossed out] slipped [crossed out] through the crack
It's you who'll have to deal with the aftermath
Go Fuck your
Brother-in-law's
wife!
Tell everyone your
secret...
Bread and Circuses
If I let go of my anger for you
then I'll have nothing left.
play stupid games
Win stupid prizes
IT feels guilty to laugh
All the money in the world won't buy back your self worth
OR TAKE AWAY THE HURT [crossed out]
You can try to hide the fact
That your whole soul got jacked
But there ain't no going back
Once it's [crossed out] slipped [crossed out] through the crack
It's you who'll have to deal with the aftermath
Go Fuck your
Brother-in-law's
wife!
Tell everyone your
secret...
Bread and Circuses
If I let go of my anger for you
then I'll have nothing left.
play stupid games
Win stupid prizes
IT feels guilty to laugh
Item 1732
GROOVE BACK II, SONG 55
In one sentence: Tom's printed lyric sheet for a song from the 34 Albums, kept with other printed lyric sheets and a few handwritten notes; rated R, written by 2011.
Item type
POEM · IN 34 ALBUMS · FULL LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · FULL
Tom's printed lyric sheet for GROOVE BACK II (song 55), about trying to get his groove back and prove the haters wrong, with other printed lyric sheets and a few handwritten notes; in 34 Albums, The November 2024 Collection and Revised 31 Albums With Index.
- Why it matters
- Tom's printed lyric sheet for GROOVE BACK II (song 55), about getting his groove back and proving the haters wrong, with other sheets from the same album - a song in 34 Albums, The November 2024 Collection and Revised 31 Albums With Index.draft - not yet proved
- Type
- Typed lyric sheet
- Collection
- 34 Albums ; The November 2024 Collection (2024) ; Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024) ; 34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) ; Inspiring ; Selfdraft - not yet proved
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMS
IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
Shorter Lyrics (2013)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012
Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024) - Age when written
- written by age 33 at the latestproved: its words are in Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011 (Laima dedication) - the sheet itself may be older
- Same words
- also written out as number 1495matched on the words by machine - Tom confirms
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2011
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GROOVE BACK II SONG 55
I don't wanna know about my heroes...
The same way I don't wanna know if my doctor drinks
Being who you are has gotten you this far
But you've stalled and hit a wall
My guy... what are you doing to yourself?
Didn't you used to be someone else?
I'm trying to get my groove back
(Groove back)
And prove that
(Prove that)
The haters were wrong
I'm trying to write a new refrain
where I show restraint
and not lose from where I came
you know
same old shit, same old song!
Probably can't when any fool could challenge you to a
duel
best tool is the golden rule
---
FOUR PILLS A DAY
I take four pills a day
Because I'm a slut... yeah!
One of those pill
Sidafidil... helps get it up... so I can fuck
Or erupt after I get sucked!
One pills saves the day
So I can get AIDS
I would never do the touch your toes forbidden act with some poophole dancer
If I couldn't keep it hidden and not get gay cancer and that's a fact!
So I got three apps for draining my sap that's how I'm livin'!
I take two pills after unprotected sex
Or getting neck along with the Prep
Called doxypep!
Reduce the risk of syphilis,
chlamydia and gonorrhea
Cause I don't know where that cum dump been
And you don't NEITHER!!!
---
were wrong
I'm trying to write a new refrain
where I show restraint
and not lose from where I came
you know
same old shit, same old song!
Probably can't when any tool could challenge you to a
duel
Your best tool is the golden rule
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
ROOFER OR TRUTHER (189, six of eight)
I mean, you look like a roofer
Or a 9-11 truther.
I'm a...
NETWORK DECAY (247, 1 of 30)
Network Decay
EANIE MEANIE (739, 11b of 30)
Eanie meanie miny moe
We're gettin' laughed at by the laugh tracks of the T.V.
shows
If I hear one more clap... Slap...
Someone's getting punched right in the nose!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Tired of being talked to death by the radio
If he or she hollers
I'm pulling the plug, yo...
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
~
Dangle a politician out the window
If he or she hollers
Then let them go!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Next it's time to fire a CEO
If he or she hollers
To the flame they go!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
I need a blender
Hawaiian shirt, fruit and gin
A sign stating return to sender
And lots of un...
---
TV STATIONS CAN BE FRIENDS (149, four of eight)
I wish the television stations could all be friends....
Fox News, MSNBC, and CNN.
I wish the television stations could all be friends....
A, B, C, and 1, 2, 3, and all little ladies from A to Z.
A, B, C, and NBC, and CBS,
MTV, Discovery, and all the rest.
SEWN SAUSAGE SANDWICH
song 64
I don't want no
Sewn sausage sandwich
No matter how good it tastes...
I know it's FAKE!
I don't want no
Sewn
S-E-W-N
sausage sandwich
No matter how good it tastes...
I know it's FAKE!
Pre-op...
Don't stop
Post-op
Take a walk....
---
SONG 14 (12.2025 phone lyrics)
ONE STEP HIGHER
The mask they wear is falling
Can you hear them calling?
Mother, I am dying
I pay this price for lying
The man building the bombs
His time it has come!
Those who just turned away
Await the very same fate
Two-hundred-and-fifty-years
That's how long it took for us to get here
That's a long time to rust and erode
Grow weeds around the seeds we once sewed, yeah
The identity we used to be
I see falling down all around me
For today I can't really say if I'm sure
If we're really the good guys anymore
Seems like ever since the end of World War Two
Most of what our leaders do leaves me confused
At the candidate's debate I wait - "Oh, please do tell!"
How'd we become the United States of Israel?
Who's got the dirt on who?
Why they lie about what I know to be true
AIPAC of lies, Senate and Congress says
Sure, Donald Trump turned his head...
But Charlie Kirk got shot dead!
Zionist Jews bought the news
Since the times of our Lord
They'll label you an anti-Semite
So nobody says a word!
From a Holocaust victim...
To Gaza Strip genocide
Eighty years is all it takes
To go over to the other side
---
of actions that can't be taken back
The family is still craving the familiar
while strangers mill over the peculiar
How could one kill with such composure
That's why you see me here seeking closure
To a door, a cell, a tomb
God grant me the strength
to go on, to yell, to cry somehow
It is time
I'm a prisoner of my brain
A victim of biology
Slowly driven {struck: [?]} insane by a holographic society
(50)
I let a wrong turn
define my path
Now you're left dealing
with the aftermath
I felt like life
had kicked my ass
What I've done
I can't take back
And since sociopaths are bad with names
To you my kind it might sound strange
Yeah, all you're gonna do is fan the flames
It's just gonna be another attempt in vain
We both know things aren't gonna change
Feels like I'm screaming into a hurricane
SONG NUMBER 11 (797, 15b of 30)
BITS AND PIECES WHORE SONG
When I saw your mother naked
Well, I wanted you even more...
Orgasms, you've never faked them...
You're fifteen percent whore!
I just want to put in the tip
Come on baby open those lips
Oh yeah! Now wiggle a bit
Bounce all around and shake those tits
I like to stick my big thick dick and tongue and thumb
in bum, bum, bum, bums
(in the theme of the christmas song Rumpumpumpum)
I like to stick my big thick dick and tongue and thumb
in bum, bum, bum, bums
(in the style of the DOORS)
I know your secret...
You're a dirty little slut!
And I know your weakness
A finger in the butt!
I know your history
As a girl you shouldn't trust
God, it's a mystery
Why we turn our back on love for lust
Nothing could be finer
Than a thumb in her vagina...
In the morning
The last thing she was expecting
Was my tougue inside her rectum...
Without warning
I love the way she giggles...
When I put it in the middle...
And give it a little wiggle...
Everytime I go on Grindr to get a piece of tail
Half way through the rail I have to bail
I got shit on my dick! repeat X 4
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SONG 61
IT WILL GROW BACK
I said honey, "don't seem so sad"
She said, "I'm sorry but when your five friend fuck me...
My ass hurts real bad!"
I said I'm sorry
But they said they'd never ridden a train...
Since you were right there it was too hard to obtain
Yeah you know I saw you crack a smile
when all six of us
Were cheering your name
Don't be so sad...
It wasn't that bad...
I'm sure it will grow back
And reattach...
(432)
FAIRYTALES
Fatalistic fairytales
Never make children smile
Little lads long to cling to hanging chads
and happy history teacher's made up facts
That make great heroes of mom and dads
Grandpa and grandmoms after-the-fact
Though they know war sucks when people die
Take a rake from a peasant from the countryside
Replace it with a bullet encased in metal homicide
No it's not nice
Crushing dreams
Run up behind a Frenchman
And yell "Guillotine!"
But watch out!
For he's bound to dish, dash, dart, doubt and then
scream
That's when things get mean
(488)
BURIED TREASURE
So many of us know just how you're feeling
Surviving off thirty hours of sleep a week
Tossing and turning staring at the ceiling
Either that or else you were counting sheep
Living paycheck to paycheck
Struggling just to pay the rent
Time to tighten up your belt again
That hangs like a noose around your neck
Thursday night and an empty wallet
Leaves you wondering where it all went?
Two full-time occupations
Barely keep all your expenses met
Just enough gas to get to your next job
A few bare walls and a roof
One single window and a bed
(7) Song about Revolutionary Shifts (25 years apart)
Civil War -> (1865)
New Deal -> (1933)
Generative Artificial Intelligence -> 2020s
1787 Founding Fathers
Upcoming: gene editing, 3D printing
BIG CHANGES NOW
Financial Capitalism -> Digital Democracy
Nation-states -> Global Governance
I say: Tech CEOs are new country heads
Consolidate power to maximize profit
226
I've been reaching out for help
I can't do this by myself...
Life threw me a dirty curveball
I swung and I missed
Struck out on the pitch
Left me waving my fist
I shake the sheeple
And unite the people
Who see the world like me
We don't like what we see
But we're divided there's no hiding
They constantly keep us fighting
SONG 51
(34 / 32)
Well, we're way past the Fourth of July...
And I'm sinking fast by the riverside
I see my possessions out on the block
Everything I worked so hard for will be g[?]
And I'll be left here holding on
But I can't stay here
So I'll be moving on....
Moving on...
I'll be moving on...
(350)
You could call it a midlife crisis
Why I keep giving in to my vices
But the thing is
It's been like this since I was sixteen
It never stops, sometimes it slows then gets [?]
Grows and grows...
(11)
Some are calling it a midlife crisis
I keep giving in to my vices
While avoiding all the people
who knew me back in the day
Because if they saw what I've been doing
I know what they would say
My life is in ruins
Since I came back from abroad
I was broken from her powers
And yeah, I fucking lost God! Yeah
(236)
See, she made me hate my past
It was all a landslide after that
I did everything little she asked
Now you'll have to bask in the aftermath...
I just bought a gun and you know why...
That fucking cunt is gonna die!
A whole bunch of bullets by my side
Just the latest murder suicide
CLOSURE
You watched her take her first breath
I watched her take her last
Now we're both left with the side effects
---
KEEPING COOL (771, 13 of 30)
How much longer until the button is pressed
Lately leaders have been losing trust
Days, months, or years - it's anyone's guess
How long we got left until before a cloud of dust
We all shake our heads and we disagree
Is there such a thing as honor among thieves?
Or are they all just biding their time
'Til they get us all up on the firing line
You know I've been growing mighty tired
Saying, "I voted for the guy who lied"
Wishing to return to the days of yore
When liars' heads rolled on the courtyard floor
And revolution ran red with rivers of blood
Repercussions were faced for dragging someone's name
through the mud
Yeah, back when someone talked smack
You weren't getting up!
[?] any fool could challenge you to a
duel
Your best tool is the golden rule
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
Song 65
SOME WILL SAY
Some will say I wanna be a porno star
Some will say you'll be breaking the law
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say homicide
Some will say suicide
Some will say murder suicide, yeah...
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say that's fucking gay!
Some will say you made my fucking day!
Hooray hooray
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say you broke the mold
Some will say now give me back control
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say contain that rage
Some will say let it out of the cage
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say now let's celebrate!
Some will say best mind your fate
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
DIDDY MOCUMENTARY PARODY song 58
Voiceover: According to the 50 Cent doc,
Diddy hired 8 lawyers at his trial for multiple
millions of dollars...
We right here?
We gonna defend him for FREE!!!
Diddy had great taste in clothes, and bows and hoes - fa sho!
And maybe he had a darker side the public didn't know
But hey, any man can kill a rap god or two -
But to get off Dred Scott free with all that blood on your
shoes!!!
That's something only a true pro can do...
Benjamin Netanyahu...
I'm lookin' at you!
And you too, Georgie Bush Two!
It was Cassie, not P, who gave you that STD
So classy is she, to not disclose....
Well she'll be spend that Diddy money
When she's being deposed, exposed,
You know these hoes!!! Can't keep their legs closed....
---
Groove Back II song 55 put here
SONG 57
FIND THE ______
Find the beauty...
It's past the hatred,
Past the fear and the scorn
Find the beauty...
You've come early,
Never too late to be reborn
Find the wisdom...
Gained from elders
Of countless centuries past
Find the wisdom...
In the knowledge time is wasting
And time is fading fast
Find the truth...
Stripped of comfort,
Unmasked and unadorned
Find the truth... that lasts
{struck: That survives} when ideologies collapse
And manufactured illusions {struck: are} become torn
(467)
TAKE NO PRISONERS
Well life's like playing chess...
Clearing the board is an instinct -
To every species less evolved than I
Humans are the only ones who take prisoners, more or
less
Yet it is men and women who rule the world and every
district
But maybe if we just shot on sight
There'd be more room for all living things to survive?
(67)
Humanity lacks sympathy
And we can never agree harmoniously
I point my finger violently at you
as you point back at me
(77)
We celebrate
We don't hate
It's not like it's nineteen forty-eight
Diversity includes
Both you and me
Ain't no more
Strange fruit on that tree
Those left dead
(436)
ARHUNDATI ROY
They say: first her hair
made her look like a little boy...
Now she looks like she just rolled outta bed,
It's kinda half-combed, uncouth and unkept
In the right light she looked umemployed
And what's up with the barette?
You call that fashion?
That's what they say about her...
When they attack and lie: the Arandhati Roy haters
Those corporate - backed traitors
They are not my natural ally
(464)
SO SORRY
Finally the time has come....
I am the one....
The one who will lead you
So sorry Mr. president....
Get bent!
Your military can not kill this son...
I will defeat you
---
Find the ___ song 57 put here
---
IN FRONT OF THE MAN song 18
As I stand before the judge
He licks his lips
And I know...
They're gonna hang me!
All those led paint chips
That I ate as a kid
I think they made me angry!
I wet the bed
From warm, ahhh... to cold
So I light a fire and watch it grow
Put in juvenile hall
For not following the law
Got caught
trying to steal
a Jane's Addiction CD...
Punched mall security
before LAPD
got ahold of me!
I'm white so I survived...
But it was close!
Like a Narcan jam
Right after an overdose
For the seventh time
I'm standing up here
In front of the man, ma'am...
It's God's plan
It's outta my hands,
I'm hoping not to be
Losing my tan
I don't wanna know about my heroes...
The same way I don't wanna know if my doctor drinks
Being who you are has gotten you this far
But you've stalled and hit a wall
My guy... what are you doing to yourself?
Didn't you used to be someone else?
I'm trying to get my groove back
(Groove back)
And prove that
(Prove that)
The haters were wrong
I'm trying to write a new refrain
where I show restraint
and not lose from where I came
you know
same old shit, same old song!
Probably can't when any fool could challenge you to a
duel
best tool is the golden rule
---
FOUR PILLS A DAY
I take four pills a day
Because I'm a slut... yeah!
One of those pill
Sidafidil... helps get it up... so I can fuck
Or erupt after I get sucked!
One pills saves the day
So I can get AIDS
I would never do the touch your toes forbidden act with some poophole dancer
If I couldn't keep it hidden and not get gay cancer and that's a fact!
So I got three apps for draining my sap that's how I'm livin'!
I take two pills after unprotected sex
Or getting neck along with the Prep
Called doxypep!
Reduce the risk of syphilis,
chlamydia and gonorrhea
Cause I don't know where that cum dump been
And you don't NEITHER!!!
---
were wrong
I'm trying to write a new refrain
where I show restraint
and not lose from where I came
you know
same old shit, same old song!
Probably can't when any tool could challenge you to a
duel
Your best tool is the golden rule
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
ROOFER OR TRUTHER (189, six of eight)
I mean, you look like a roofer
Or a 9-11 truther.
I'm a...
NETWORK DECAY (247, 1 of 30)
Network Decay
EANIE MEANIE (739, 11b of 30)
Eanie meanie miny moe
We're gettin' laughed at by the laugh tracks of the T.V.
shows
If I hear one more clap... Slap...
Someone's getting punched right in the nose!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Tired of being talked to death by the radio
If he or she hollers
I'm pulling the plug, yo...
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
~
Dangle a politician out the window
If he or she hollers
Then let them go!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Next it's time to fire a CEO
If he or she hollers
To the flame they go!
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
Eanie meanie miny moe
I need a blender
Hawaiian shirt, fruit and gin
A sign stating return to sender
And lots of un...
---
TV STATIONS CAN BE FRIENDS (149, four of eight)
I wish the television stations could all be friends....
Fox News, MSNBC, and CNN.
I wish the television stations could all be friends....
A, B, C, and 1, 2, 3, and all little ladies from A to Z.
A, B, C, and NBC, and CBS,
MTV, Discovery, and all the rest.
SEWN SAUSAGE SANDWICH
song 64
I don't want no
Sewn sausage sandwich
No matter how good it tastes...
I know it's FAKE!
I don't want no
Sewn
S-E-W-N
sausage sandwich
No matter how good it tastes...
I know it's FAKE!
Pre-op...
Don't stop
Post-op
Take a walk....
---
SONG 14 (12.2025 phone lyrics)
ONE STEP HIGHER
The mask they wear is falling
Can you hear them calling?
Mother, I am dying
I pay this price for lying
The man building the bombs
His time it has come!
Those who just turned away
Await the very same fate
Two-hundred-and-fifty-years
That's how long it took for us to get here
That's a long time to rust and erode
Grow weeds around the seeds we once sewed, yeah
The identity we used to be
I see falling down all around me
For today I can't really say if I'm sure
If we're really the good guys anymore
Seems like ever since the end of World War Two
Most of what our leaders do leaves me confused
At the candidate's debate I wait - "Oh, please do tell!"
How'd we become the United States of Israel?
Who's got the dirt on who?
Why they lie about what I know to be true
AIPAC of lies, Senate and Congress says
Sure, Donald Trump turned his head...
But Charlie Kirk got shot dead!
Zionist Jews bought the news
Since the times of our Lord
They'll label you an anti-Semite
So nobody says a word!
From a Holocaust victim...
To Gaza Strip genocide
Eighty years is all it takes
To go over to the other side
---
of actions that can't be taken back
The family is still craving the familiar
while strangers mill over the peculiar
How could one kill with such composure
That's why you see me here seeking closure
To a door, a cell, a tomb
God grant me the strength
to go on, to yell, to cry somehow
It is time
I'm a prisoner of my brain
A victim of biology
Slowly driven {struck: [?]} insane by a holographic society
(50)
I let a wrong turn
define my path
Now you're left dealing
with the aftermath
I felt like life
had kicked my ass
What I've done
I can't take back
And since sociopaths are bad with names
To you my kind it might sound strange
Yeah, all you're gonna do is fan the flames
It's just gonna be another attempt in vain
We both know things aren't gonna change
Feels like I'm screaming into a hurricane
SONG NUMBER 11 (797, 15b of 30)
BITS AND PIECES WHORE SONG
When I saw your mother naked
Well, I wanted you even more...
Orgasms, you've never faked them...
You're fifteen percent whore!
I just want to put in the tip
Come on baby open those lips
Oh yeah! Now wiggle a bit
Bounce all around and shake those tits
I like to stick my big thick dick and tongue and thumb
in bum, bum, bum, bums
(in the theme of the christmas song Rumpumpumpum)
I like to stick my big thick dick and tongue and thumb
in bum, bum, bum, bums
(in the style of the DOORS)
I know your secret...
You're a dirty little slut!
And I know your weakness
A finger in the butt!
I know your history
As a girl you shouldn't trust
God, it's a mystery
Why we turn our back on love for lust
Nothing could be finer
Than a thumb in her vagina...
In the morning
The last thing she was expecting
Was my tougue inside her rectum...
Without warning
I love the way she giggles...
When I put it in the middle...
And give it a little wiggle...
Everytime I go on Grindr to get a piece of tail
Half way through the rail I have to bail
I got shit on my dick! repeat X 4
---
SONG 61
IT WILL GROW BACK
I said honey, "don't seem so sad"
She said, "I'm sorry but when your five friend fuck me...
My ass hurts real bad!"
I said I'm sorry
But they said they'd never ridden a train...
Since you were right there it was too hard to obtain
Yeah you know I saw you crack a smile
when all six of us
Were cheering your name
Don't be so sad...
It wasn't that bad...
I'm sure it will grow back
And reattach...
(432)
FAIRYTALES
Fatalistic fairytales
Never make children smile
Little lads long to cling to hanging chads
and happy history teacher's made up facts
That make great heroes of mom and dads
Grandpa and grandmoms after-the-fact
Though they know war sucks when people die
Take a rake from a peasant from the countryside
Replace it with a bullet encased in metal homicide
No it's not nice
Crushing dreams
Run up behind a Frenchman
And yell "Guillotine!"
But watch out!
For he's bound to dish, dash, dart, doubt and then
scream
That's when things get mean
(488)
BURIED TREASURE
So many of us know just how you're feeling
Surviving off thirty hours of sleep a week
Tossing and turning staring at the ceiling
Either that or else you were counting sheep
Living paycheck to paycheck
Struggling just to pay the rent
Time to tighten up your belt again
That hangs like a noose around your neck
Thursday night and an empty wallet
Leaves you wondering where it all went?
Two full-time occupations
Barely keep all your expenses met
Just enough gas to get to your next job
A few bare walls and a roof
One single window and a bed
(7) Song about Revolutionary Shifts (25 years apart)
Civil War -> (1865)
New Deal -> (1933)
Generative Artificial Intelligence -> 2020s
1787 Founding Fathers
Upcoming: gene editing, 3D printing
BIG CHANGES NOW
Financial Capitalism -> Digital Democracy
Nation-states -> Global Governance
I say: Tech CEOs are new country heads
Consolidate power to maximize profit
226
I've been reaching out for help
I can't do this by myself...
Life threw me a dirty curveball
I swung and I missed
Struck out on the pitch
Left me waving my fist
I shake the sheeple
And unite the people
Who see the world like me
We don't like what we see
But we're divided there's no hiding
They constantly keep us fighting
SONG 51
(34 / 32)
Well, we're way past the Fourth of July...
And I'm sinking fast by the riverside
I see my possessions out on the block
Everything I worked so hard for will be g[?]
And I'll be left here holding on
But I can't stay here
So I'll be moving on....
Moving on...
I'll be moving on...
(350)
You could call it a midlife crisis
Why I keep giving in to my vices
But the thing is
It's been like this since I was sixteen
It never stops, sometimes it slows then gets [?]
Grows and grows...
(11)
Some are calling it a midlife crisis
I keep giving in to my vices
While avoiding all the people
who knew me back in the day
Because if they saw what I've been doing
I know what they would say
My life is in ruins
Since I came back from abroad
I was broken from her powers
And yeah, I fucking lost God! Yeah
(236)
See, she made me hate my past
It was all a landslide after that
I did everything little she asked
Now you'll have to bask in the aftermath...
I just bought a gun and you know why...
That fucking cunt is gonna die!
A whole bunch of bullets by my side
Just the latest murder suicide
CLOSURE
You watched her take her first breath
I watched her take her last
Now we're both left with the side effects
---
KEEPING COOL (771, 13 of 30)
How much longer until the button is pressed
Lately leaders have been losing trust
Days, months, or years - it's anyone's guess
How long we got left until before a cloud of dust
We all shake our heads and we disagree
Is there such a thing as honor among thieves?
Or are they all just biding their time
'Til they get us all up on the firing line
You know I've been growing mighty tired
Saying, "I voted for the guy who lied"
Wishing to return to the days of yore
When liars' heads rolled on the courtyard floor
And revolution ran red with rivers of blood
Repercussions were faced for dragging someone's name
through the mud
Yeah, back when someone talked smack
You weren't getting up!
[?] any fool could challenge you to a
duel
Your best tool is the golden rule
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
To help you keep your cool
Song 65
SOME WILL SAY
Some will say I wanna be a porno star
Some will say you'll be breaking the law
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say homicide
Some will say suicide
Some will say murder suicide, yeah...
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say that's fucking gay!
Some will say you made my fucking day!
Hooray hooray
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say you broke the mold
Some will say now give me back control
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say contain that rage
Some will say let it out of the cage
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
Some will say now let's celebrate!
Some will say best mind your fate
Some will say, some will say, some will say...
DIDDY MOCUMENTARY PARODY song 58
Voiceover: According to the 50 Cent doc,
Diddy hired 8 lawyers at his trial for multiple
millions of dollars...
We right here?
We gonna defend him for FREE!!!
Diddy had great taste in clothes, and bows and hoes - fa sho!
And maybe he had a darker side the public didn't know
But hey, any man can kill a rap god or two -
But to get off Dred Scott free with all that blood on your
shoes!!!
That's something only a true pro can do...
Benjamin Netanyahu...
I'm lookin' at you!
And you too, Georgie Bush Two!
It was Cassie, not P, who gave you that STD
So classy is she, to not disclose....
Well she'll be spend that Diddy money
When she's being deposed, exposed,
You know these hoes!!! Can't keep their legs closed....
---
Groove Back II song 55 put here
SONG 57
FIND THE ______
Find the beauty...
It's past the hatred,
Past the fear and the scorn
Find the beauty...
You've come early,
Never too late to be reborn
Find the wisdom...
Gained from elders
Of countless centuries past
Find the wisdom...
In the knowledge time is wasting
And time is fading fast
Find the truth...
Stripped of comfort,
Unmasked and unadorned
Find the truth... that lasts
{struck: That survives} when ideologies collapse
And manufactured illusions {struck: are} become torn
(467)
TAKE NO PRISONERS
Well life's like playing chess...
Clearing the board is an instinct -
To every species less evolved than I
Humans are the only ones who take prisoners, more or
less
Yet it is men and women who rule the world and every
district
But maybe if we just shot on sight
There'd be more room for all living things to survive?
(67)
Humanity lacks sympathy
And we can never agree harmoniously
I point my finger violently at you
as you point back at me
(77)
We celebrate
We don't hate
It's not like it's nineteen forty-eight
Diversity includes
Both you and me
Ain't no more
Strange fruit on that tree
Those left dead
(436)
ARHUNDATI ROY
They say: first her hair
made her look like a little boy...
Now she looks like she just rolled outta bed,
It's kinda half-combed, uncouth and unkept
In the right light she looked umemployed
And what's up with the barette?
You call that fashion?
That's what they say about her...
When they attack and lie: the Arandhati Roy haters
Those corporate - backed traitors
They are not my natural ally
(464)
SO SORRY
Finally the time has come....
I am the one....
The one who will lead you
So sorry Mr. president....
Get bent!
Your military can not kill this son...
I will defeat you
---
Find the ___ song 57 put here
---
IN FRONT OF THE MAN song 18
As I stand before the judge
He licks his lips
And I know...
They're gonna hang me!
All those led paint chips
That I ate as a kid
I think they made me angry!
I wet the bed
From warm, ahhh... to cold
So I light a fire and watch it grow
Put in juvenile hall
For not following the law
Got caught
trying to steal
a Jane's Addiction CD...
Punched mall security
before LAPD
got ahold of me!
I'm white so I survived...
But it was close!
Like a Narcan jam
Right after an overdose
For the seventh time
I'm standing up here
In front of the man, ma'am...
It's God's plan
It's outta my hands,
I'm hoping not to be
Losing my tan
RATED R · POEMS IN THE 34 ALBUMS · HALF
Item 376
I'M A little Gold fish I CAN see all around
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a handwritten verse on a cream three-hole lined sheet with Tom's own drawing of a fishbowl, about 1996-2000.
Item type
POEM · UNRELEASED · HALF LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · HALF
Tom's handwritten blue-ink verse I'm a little gold fish I can see all around, on a cream three-hole lined sheet with his drawing of a fishbowl and a smoking fish, published in Poems By Tom (2007).
- Why it matters
- Tom's early verse I'm a little gold fish I can see all around, with his own drawing of a fishbowl and a smoking fish, from his yellow binder, first published in Poems By Tom (2007) and later in Only The Best (2018).
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- Poems By Tom (2007) ; Yellow binder (early poems) ; Chomskian Poems (2011) ; Only The Best (2018) ; A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020) ; Drawings ; Humor ; Society
- Published in
- IN A BOOKPoems By Tom (2007)
The November 2024 Collection (2024)
Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013)
Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014)
Only The Best (2018)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012
Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011
Chomskian Poems (2011)
Tom Jensen Lyrics (2019) - Age when written
- written at age 18 to 23from its place in Tom's yellow binder index (line G4, a ranked list, not date order) - the binder held 481 poems by 5 April 2002, when Tom was 23
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 1998
Price · Tier · Tom fills these
The only picture of this piece
The words on this page
I'M A little Gold fish I CAN see all around,
why didn't they throw me back I weigh less
than a pound.
You know I've seen you naked and play
with yourself, too!
But don't think for a moment, that any
old tuna will do.
Oh yeah, I need a fishy girlfriend
to take me to the zoo,
I used to have one long ago but I
lost her to the flu.
why didn't they throw me back I weigh less
than a pound.
You know I've seen you naked and play
with yourself, too!
But don't think for a moment, that any
old tuna will do.
Oh yeah, I need a fishy girlfriend
to take me to the zoo,
I used to have one long ago but I
lost her to the flu.
RATED R · POEMS IN THE 34 ALBUMS · SHORT
Item 354
Its the Best Stuff on Earth but It's Not Made
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a comic handwritten lyric on a loose-leaf sheet from the early yellow binder, part of a song in Tom's 34 Albums, about 2000-2002.
Item type
POEM · IN 34 ALBUMS · SHORTER LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · SHORT
Tom's handwritten comic lyric Its the best stuff on earth but it's not made by Snapple (and to think Adam settled for an apple), on a loose-leaf sheet, which went into the song SUNDAY MORNING SEX (set list 17, track 8).
- Why it matters
- Tom's early comic lyric Its the best stuff on earth but it's not made by Snapple (and to think Adam settled for an apple), from his yellow binder, first published in Poems By Tom (2007) and later part of the song SUNDAY MORNING SEX (set list 17, track 8).
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- 34 Albums: Set list 17 (track 8) SUNDAY MORNING SEX ; Poems By Tom (2007) ; Yellow binder (early poems) ; A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020) ; Humor ; Love ; Desire
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMSset list 17 · track 8 · as the song SUNDAY MORNING SEX
IN A BOOKPoems By Tom (2007)
The November 2024 Collection (2024)
Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012
Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024) - Age when written
- written at age 18 to 23from its place in Tom's yellow binder index (line A8) - the binder held 481 poems by 5 April 2002, when Tom was 23
- On the site
- Set List 17 (track 8) · Set List 17: Smirks Swears Moans And Cries, all-in-one page · Tom's Story: 2001
Price · Tier · Tom fills these
The only picture of this piece
The words on this page
Its the best stuff on earth but it's not made
by snapple
And to think Adam settled for an apple
Oops! you better pick up your fig leaf Eve
Just heard the voice of God say I think its
time to leave
You better leave the garden now you had
your fun
If Eve was a rib guess where the snake came
from
by snapple
And to think Adam settled for an apple
Oops! you better pick up your fig leaf Eve
Just heard the voice of God say I think its
time to leave
You better leave the garden now you had
your fun
If Eve was a rib guess where the snake came
from
Item 1627
Album Thirty Two Lyric Pages - Key To Be Free
In one sentence: A paper-clipped stack of Tom's printed lyric pages for Album Thirty Two with his handwritten fixes; adult content, rated R, written about 2024.
Item type
POEM · IN 34 ALBUMS · SHORTER LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · SHORT
A paper-clipped stack of Tom's printed lyric pages for Album Thirty Two, topped by the song list and KEY TO BE FREE (song 62, set list 22, track 5 of the 34 Albums), with his handwritten additions and fixes; published in The November 2024 Collection (2024).
- Why it matters
- Tom's paper-clipped printed lyric pages for Album Thirty Two, topped by the song list and Key To Be Free (song 62, set list 22, track 5 of the 34 Albums), with his handwritten additions and fixes - an album of his songs as he worked it; published in The November 2024 Collection (2024).
- Type
- Typed lyric sheet
- Collection
- 34 Albums: Album Thirty Two ; 34 Albums: set list 22 ; The November 2024 Collection (2024) ; 34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) ; Typed lyric sheets ; Funny
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMSset list 22 · track 5 · as the song KEY TO BE FREE
IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) - Age when written
- written between age 41 and 46dated from Tom's own words: '31 albums was after a lifetime of rhyme'best guess - not yet proved
- On the site
- Set List 22 (track 5) · Set List 22: Inherent Absence, all-in-one page · Tom's Story: 2024
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The words on this page
ALBUM THIRTY TWO
Tears Song [unclear - faint print]
Love and My Head
Kill the Soul
My Fan Fiction
Me and That Cracker
Wallflower Poop
Reckless Girls
Lick My Toes Ho
GROOVE BACK II
When You're Hammered
Key To Be Free
Diddy Defense
[handwritten:] Closure aftermath
KEY TO BE FREE
SONG 62
Why do so many believe
That insanity
Is the key to be free?
I see zombies frozen asleep
On the sides of the street!
---
DIDDY MOCUMENTARY PAR[unclear - the right edge of this sheet is under the lifted top sheet]
Voiceover: According to the 50 Cent d[unclear]
Diddy hired 8 lawyers at his trial for multip[unclear]
millions of dollars...
We right here?
We gonna defend him for FREE!!!
Diddy had great taste in clothes, and bows and hoes - fa
sho!
And maybe he had a darker side the public didn't know
But hey, any man can kill a rap god or two -
But to get off Dred Scott free with all that blood on your
shoes!!!
That's something only a true pro can do...
Benjamin Netanyahu...
I'm lookin' at you!
And you too, Georgie Bush Two!
It was Cassie, not P, who gave you that STD
So classy is she, to not disclose....
Well she'll be spend that Diddy money
When she's being deposed, exposed,
You know these hoes!!! Can't keep their legs closed....
GROOVE BACK II SONG 55
I don't wanna know about my heroes...
The same way I don't wanna know if my doctor drinks
Being who you are has gotten you this far
But you've stalled and hit a wall
My guy... what are you doing to yourself?
Didn't you used to be someone else?
I'm trying to get my groove back
(Groove back)
And prove that
(Prove that)
The haters were wrong
I'm trying to write a new refrain
where I show restraint
and not lose from where I came
you know
same old shit, same old song!
---
SONG NUMBER 5
MY FAN FICTION
She was more than a world away
Yet this dream I could not shake
Taking up the best time she had
Shouldn't have done that now looking back
Sometimes you can end the world
With just your good intentions
I needed more than refinement
I needed reinvention
Always driven by passion
Maybe more an addiction?
Why not self-improvement I'm now asking
I was trying to make fact this fan fiction, yeah!
I tried to find the perfect girl
Inside of this imperfect world
As I sit and trace my greatest mistakes
My last decade alone - give or take
I Lost a girl i never had
On two planes I had to come back
I was more numb than I was sad
Crawling back home to my two cats
I been trying to hide from my mind...
but there's no escape
I been thinking about the one that got away...
every [struck: single fucking day, handwritten under it: fucking single depressing day]
When I lied to myself
I used to actually believe
But now I stopped playing pretend,
hell, nah, I don't even dream
Lost from the here and now
Now she's two worlds away
To that other side
Over in that better place...
[a second song in the right column of this sheet, mostly under the lifted sheet - only the line starts show:]
M[unclear]
Bitch
Still gav[unclear]
There's a lo[unclear]
Like Denzel, [unclear]
Then you got those [unclear]
To have any luck with [unclear]
Gates, Bezos and Zuck an[unclear]
All sat at the loser table toge[unclear]
Mad plotting against the world op[unclear]
So all the good things I had they cook[unclear]
A quarter century later it's all crumbling [unclear]
Now they rule the world they're making lea[unclear]
Yeah, but I'm not on my own
There's a few of us who
SONG NUMBER 7
WALLFLOWER POOP
Gonna take a poop in the night
Hope it's gonna flush right
Doesn't matter who clogged the bowl
You got a wide asshole
One, two, three swipes... a poop knife
Shit drips splattered 'neath the seat
Somebody gonna have to clean up
---
(continues - more printed sheets in the paper-clipped stack, not photographed)
Tears Song [unclear - faint print]
Love and My Head
Kill the Soul
My Fan Fiction
Me and That Cracker
Wallflower Poop
Reckless Girls
Lick My Toes Ho
GROOVE BACK II
When You're Hammered
Key To Be Free
Diddy Defense
[handwritten:] Closure aftermath
KEY TO BE FREE
SONG 62
Why do so many believe
That insanity
Is the key to be free?
I see zombies frozen asleep
On the sides of the street!
---
DIDDY MOCUMENTARY PAR[unclear - the right edge of this sheet is under the lifted top sheet]
Voiceover: According to the 50 Cent d[unclear]
Diddy hired 8 lawyers at his trial for multip[unclear]
millions of dollars...
We right here?
We gonna defend him for FREE!!!
Diddy had great taste in clothes, and bows and hoes - fa
sho!
And maybe he had a darker side the public didn't know
But hey, any man can kill a rap god or two -
But to get off Dred Scott free with all that blood on your
shoes!!!
That's something only a true pro can do...
Benjamin Netanyahu...
I'm lookin' at you!
And you too, Georgie Bush Two!
It was Cassie, not P, who gave you that STD
So classy is she, to not disclose....
Well she'll be spend that Diddy money
When she's being deposed, exposed,
You know these hoes!!! Can't keep their legs closed....
GROOVE BACK II SONG 55
I don't wanna know about my heroes...
The same way I don't wanna know if my doctor drinks
Being who you are has gotten you this far
But you've stalled and hit a wall
My guy... what are you doing to yourself?
Didn't you used to be someone else?
I'm trying to get my groove back
(Groove back)
And prove that
(Prove that)
The haters were wrong
I'm trying to write a new refrain
where I show restraint
and not lose from where I came
you know
same old shit, same old song!
---
SONG NUMBER 5
MY FAN FICTION
She was more than a world away
Yet this dream I could not shake
Taking up the best time she had
Shouldn't have done that now looking back
Sometimes you can end the world
With just your good intentions
I needed more than refinement
I needed reinvention
Always driven by passion
Maybe more an addiction?
Why not self-improvement I'm now asking
I was trying to make fact this fan fiction, yeah!
I tried to find the perfect girl
Inside of this imperfect world
As I sit and trace my greatest mistakes
My last decade alone - give or take
I Lost a girl i never had
On two planes I had to come back
I was more numb than I was sad
Crawling back home to my two cats
I been trying to hide from my mind...
but there's no escape
I been thinking about the one that got away...
every [struck: single fucking day, handwritten under it: fucking single depressing day]
When I lied to myself
I used to actually believe
But now I stopped playing pretend,
hell, nah, I don't even dream
Lost from the here and now
Now she's two worlds away
To that other side
Over in that better place...
[a second song in the right column of this sheet, mostly under the lifted sheet - only the line starts show:]
M[unclear]
Bitch
Still gav[unclear]
There's a lo[unclear]
Like Denzel, [unclear]
Then you got those [unclear]
To have any luck with [unclear]
Gates, Bezos and Zuck an[unclear]
All sat at the loser table toge[unclear]
Mad plotting against the world op[unclear]
So all the good things I had they cook[unclear]
A quarter century later it's all crumbling [unclear]
Now they rule the world they're making lea[unclear]
Yeah, but I'm not on my own
There's a few of us who
SONG NUMBER 7
WALLFLOWER POOP
Gonna take a poop in the night
Hope it's gonna flush right
Doesn't matter who clogged the bowl
You got a wide asshole
One, two, three swipes... a poop knife
Shit drips splattered 'neath the seat
Somebody gonna have to clean up
---
(continues - more printed sheets in the paper-clipped stack, not photographed)
RATED R · POEMS NOT YET RELEASED · FULL
Item 358
HOUSE OF PAIN
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a two-sheet handwritten lyric, the second torn sheet carrying its own heading, never printed in any of Tom's books.
Item type
POEM · UNRELEASED · FULL LYRICS
UNPUBLISHED · POEM · FULL
Tom's handwritten two-sheet lyric HOUSE OF PAIN (Yeah I'm Irish, we're the best in the land), with a second torn sheet headed Beastie boys.
- Why it matters
- Tom's two-sheet lyric HOUSE OF PAIN (Yeah I'm Irish, we're the best in the land) with a second sheet headed Beastie boys (My name is Tom and I'm here to rap), in no book or album so far - the words exist only on these sheets.
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- Humor ; Music ; Drinking
- Published in
- PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHEDSearched against the 34 albums and every dated book text - found in none of them
- Age when written
- about 1996-2000 (age 17 to 22)likely - strong clues, not yet proved
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 1998
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House of pain.
Yeah I'm Irish, we're the best in the land
If you don't think so I'll slap you with my hand.
Don't mess with me or you'll be history
If you don't believe me step up and see
Cause when I cock my gun
You're all on the run
Sprayin down all you suckers is my idea of fun.
Down at your funeral your mom'll be crying
Don't step up to me cause then you're dyin'.
I heard about your girlfriend that she gets around,
She's been with all the guys all over town.
When she was done with me she said I'm #1
After I took her inside and had some fun.
If your mad at me step up and we'll fight
But as soon as I see ya I'll knock out your lights
My name is tom, I'm the toughest in the land
When your in your coffin you'll understand.
---
Beastie boys
My name is Tom and I'm here to rap,
for you it maybe hard but for me its a snap.
When I ryme in class I don't use no curses.
I just get on the mic and start sayin my verses.
Like I said before my name is Tom
After my rap you'll be sayin its da bomb.
I was gonna come up here and act like a hippy
But my main man Rob said "
{struck: When I'm on the mic I Preachin Like MASS}
{struck: HAVE I ever told ya this is my favorite class}?
I said your right, didn't put up a fight
so now I'm here rappin tonight.
When I'm on the mic I'm Preachin Like a Mass.
Bet you didn't know this is my favorite class.
I got a fresh style thats all brand new
Bustin my rymes is that okay with you?
If you like it so far then yall like rap,
For you it may be hard but for me its a snap.
I'm gonna take it over
I Dont get pulled over
I got all the luck with my four leaf clover
I wanna stay alive so I don't drink & drive
What I say is the truth - aint talkin no jive.
To do well in school you can't be a fool
study study study is the golden rule.
If you put in as much work as I did mine
You don't have to worry cause you'll do fine.
If you like it so far then you do like rap
for you it may be hard {struck: [?]} but for me its a snap
Yeah I'm Irish, we're the best in the land
If you don't think so I'll slap you with my hand.
Don't mess with me or you'll be history
If you don't believe me step up and see
Cause when I cock my gun
You're all on the run
Sprayin down all you suckers is my idea of fun.
Down at your funeral your mom'll be crying
Don't step up to me cause then you're dyin'.
I heard about your girlfriend that she gets around,
She's been with all the guys all over town.
When she was done with me she said I'm #1
After I took her inside and had some fun.
If your mad at me step up and we'll fight
But as soon as I see ya I'll knock out your lights
My name is tom, I'm the toughest in the land
When your in your coffin you'll understand.
---
Beastie boys
My name is Tom and I'm here to rap,
for you it maybe hard but for me its a snap.
When I ryme in class I don't use no curses.
I just get on the mic and start sayin my verses.
Like I said before my name is Tom
After my rap you'll be sayin its da bomb.
I was gonna come up here and act like a hippy
But my main man Rob said "
{struck: When I'm on the mic I Preachin Like MASS}
{struck: HAVE I ever told ya this is my favorite class}?
I said your right, didn't put up a fight
so now I'm here rappin tonight.
When I'm on the mic I'm Preachin Like a Mass.
Bet you didn't know this is my favorite class.
I got a fresh style thats all brand new
Bustin my rymes is that okay with you?
If you like it so far then yall like rap,
For you it may be hard but for me its a snap.
I'm gonna take it over
I Dont get pulled over
I got all the luck with my four leaf clover
I wanna stay alive so I don't drink & drive
What I say is the truth - aint talkin no jive.
To do well in school you can't be a fool
study study study is the golden rule.
If you put in as much work as I did mine
You don't have to worry cause you'll do fine.
If you like it so far then you do like rap
for you it may be hard {struck: [?]} but for me its a snap
Item 568
SEXUAL INTELLECTUAL
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a blue-ink handwritten poem on lined notebook paper under an outlined title, later printed in the Tom Jensen Poem Anthology, written by 2011.
Item type
POEM · UNRELEASED · FULL POEM
PUBLISHED · POEM · FULL
Tom's handwritten poem SEXUAL INTELLECTUAL, in blue ink on lined notebook paper under an outlined title, about being born into the information generation with maps and books and still no answers, published in the Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013).
- Why it matters
- Tom's original handwritten poem Sexual Intellectual, under an outlined title, about being born into the information generation with maps and books and still no answers, published in the Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013) and Shorter Lyrics (2013).
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013) ; Shorter Lyrics (2013) ; Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012 ; Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011 ; Society ; Internal Struggle
- Published in
- IN A BOOKTom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013)
Shorter Lyrics (2013)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012
Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011 - Age when written
- written by age 33 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2011
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SEXUAL INTELLECTUAL
Some say I'm another link in the chain
Born into the information generation
I got all my maps and my books
And I give them a look
But I still can't tell which direction I'm facing
That sort of branding for others may be true
But I got my own term that I like to use
I call myself a sexual intellectual
Another fucking know it all
But at least I know my place in this hurried race
Stay in line please follow the signs
And whatever you do please don't touch the wall
For they're very, very breakable
Oops is that retractable
These people are like vegetables
very, very negotiable
Easy to bend easier to mold
Easy to be bought, even easier to be sold
Seems as if all the information they hold
Has taken up room in their souls
And shattered their wills
And when it's time to pay the bill
They'll see they're the one who owes
---
We're all woven
We're not made
Maybe there's a great creator
But
Some say I'm another link in the chain
Born into the information generation
I got all my maps and my books
And I give them a look
But I still can't tell which direction I'm facing
That sort of branding for others may be true
But I got my own term that I like to use
I call myself a sexual intellectual
Another fucking know it all
But at least I know my place in this hurried race
Stay in line please follow the signs
And whatever you do please don't touch the wall
For they're very, very breakable
Oops is that retractable
These people are like vegetables
very, very negotiable
Easy to bend easier to mold
Easy to be bought, even easier to be sold
Seems as if all the information they hold
Has taken up room in their souls
And shattered their wills
And when it's time to pay the bill
They'll see they're the one who owes
---
We're all woven
We're not made
Maybe there's a great creator
But
RATED R · POEMS NOT YET RELEASED · SHORT
Item 133
I consider myself a sexual intellectual
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a two-line handwritten piece in underlined capitals on a large, mostly blank cream sheet, from the early yellow binder, written by 2011.
Item type
POEM · UNRELEASED · SHORTER LYRICS
UNPUBLISHED · POEM · SHORT
Tom's handwritten unpublished two-line piece ("I consider myself a sexual intellectual"), in underlined capitals on a large, mostly blank cream sheet.
- Why it matters
- Tom's unpublished two-line piece in underlined capitals ("I consider myself a sexual intellectual"), from his early yellow binder - found in none of his albums or books.draft - not yet proved
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- Unpublished poems ; Yellow binder (early poems) ; Funny ; Loneliness & Solitudedraft - not yet provedthe old category list says: LONELINESS & SOLITUDE (not checked by Tom)
- Published in
- PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHEDSearched against the 34 albums, every book and Poems By Tom - found in none of them
- Age when written
- written by age 33 at the latestbest guess - not yet proved: an early draft of the opening of SEXUAL INTELLECTUAL, which is in Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011 (Laima dedication) - the sheet itself may be older
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2011
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I CONSIDER MYSELF A SEXUAL INTELLECTUAL
ANOTHER FUCKING KNOW IT ALL
ANOTHER FUCKING KNOW IT ALL
Item 677
Follow this pattern
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: Tom's unpublished handwritten short lyric on an L-shaped cut piece of paper whose back is a printed school worksheet, about 1996-2012.
Item type
POEM · UNRELEASED · SHORTER LYRICS
UNPUBLISHED · POEM · SHORT
Tom's previously unpublished handwritten short lyric FOLLOW THIS PATTERN, on an L-shaped cut piece of paper whose back is a printed school worksheet, a playful love lyric full of rhymes on 'her'.
- Why it matters
- Tom's original handwritten short love lyric Follow This Pattern, never published, full of rhymes on 'her', written on a cut piece of paper whose other side is his own printed AS YOU LIKE IT questions sheet by Tom Jensen - the lyricist and the literature student on one scrap.draft - not yet proved
- Type
- Handwritten sheet (on the back of a printed page)
- Collection
- Previously unpublished poems ; Love ; College writings ; Shakespearedraft - not yet proved
- Published in
- PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHEDSearched against the 34 albums, every book and Poems By Tom - found in none of them
- Age when written
- written at about age 18 to 33 - an estimatenothing on this piece itself dates it; estimated from the pieces numbered next to it (item 675 and item 679), since Tom's pieces are bunched together by date - not proved
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2004
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Moved here from item 523 - no number blocks in this photo - both photo readers matched it to this piece
The words on this page
follow this pattern
You know you lover her
No one could ever be above her
Some times you just feel the need to rub her
Put on a rubber oops I mean...
Theres simply nothing she lacks
She'd never take anything back
Lying naked flat on her back
Patti [number removed]
AS YOU LIKE IT questions by Tom Jensen
1. In AS YOU LIKE IT do you think that Shakespeare included Touchstone in this play considering that he isn't essential to the main plot? Do you think it might have anything to do with Silvius and Phebe?
2. Are there any characters or sets of characters in AS YOU LIKE IT that are either opposites or very similar to each other? If there is then what issues do you think Shakespeare was drawing attention to?
You know you lover her
No one could ever be above her
Some times you just feel the need to rub her
Put on a rubber oops I mean...
Theres simply nothing she lacks
She'd never take anything back
Lying naked flat on her back
Patti [number removed]
AS YOU LIKE IT questions by Tom Jensen
1. In AS YOU LIKE IT do you think that Shakespeare included Touchstone in this play considering that he isn't essential to the main plot? Do you think it might have anything to do with Silvius and Phebe?
2. Are there any characters or sets of characters in AS YOU LIKE IT that are either opposites or very similar to each other? If there is then what issues do you think Shakespeare was drawing attention to?
Item 807
Sex has a weight limit 90-260
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R: a never-published one-line joke jotted in green ink on a small torn piece of white paper, about 1996-2012.
Item type
POEM · UNRELEASED · SHORTER LYRICS
UNPUBLISHED · POEM · SHORT
Tom's handwritten, never-published one-liner SEX HAS A WEIGHT LIMIT 90-260, jotted in green ink on a small torn piece of white paper.
- Why it matters
- Tom's handwritten one-liner Sex Has A Weight Limit 90-260, never published, jotted in green ink on a small torn scrap - the kind of quick line he saved for later use.
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- Previously unpublished poems ; Fragments ; Funny ; Adult
- Age when written
- written at about age 18 to 33 - an estimatenothing on this piece itself dates it; estimated from the pieces numbered next to it (item 805 and item 808), since Tom's pieces are bunched together by date - not proved
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2004
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Sex has a weight limit
90- 260
90- 260
Item 935
Nice Tits!
In one sentence: An adult piece, rated R, for the adults-only page: a three-line handwritten note on a sheet of lined notebook paper, later printed in Tom's anthologies, written by 2011.
Item type
POEM · UNRELEASED · SHORTER LYRICS
PUBLISHED · POEM · SHORT
Tom's handwritten three-line note beginning "Nice Tits!" on a sheet of lined notebook paper.
- Why it matters
- Tom's original handwritten three-line poem opening Nice Tits!, a joke piece published in the Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013) and Tom's Anthology.
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013) ; Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012 ; Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011 ; Humor ; Women
- Published in
- IN A BOOKTom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012
Tom's Anthology, September 18, 2011 - Age when written
- written by age 33 at the latestdated from the earliest book it appears in - the sheet itself may be older
- Same words
- also written out as number 539
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2011
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Nice Tits!
But I'm blind...
Could I see them with my hands?
But I'm blind...
Could I see them with my hands?
RATED R · SET LISTS, SONG LISTS, TITLE LISTS AND INDEXES · THE 34 SCROLLS - THE SONG LISTS AND SET LISTS OF THE 34 ALBUMS
Item 2014
SET LIST 24 (BI RIDE OR RIDE)
In one sentence: A printed scroll, rolled with a rubber band, of set list 24 from Tom's 34 Albums, with a torn note reading '34 Scrolls'; rated R, written by 2024.
Item type
34 Scrolls rolled set list
PUBLISHED
A printed scroll, rolled with a rubber band, of Tom's set list 24, BI RIDE OR DIE RIDE, listing its songs from Reading I Blow (Rainbow) to Chick Fillet, with a torn lined note reading 34 Scrolls.
- Why it matters
- A printed scroll of Tom's set list 24, BI RIDE OR DIE RIDE, from Reading I Blow (Rainbow) to Chick Fillet, rolled with a rubber band and a 34 Scrolls note.
- Type
- Printed page
- Collection
- 34 Scrolls ; 34 Albums: Set list 24 - BI RIDE OR DIE RIDE ; Set list 24 ; The November 2024 Collection (2024) ; 34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) ; Funny
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMS
IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) - Age when written
- written between age 46 and 48dated from the photo of item 1762: '10/18/2024 SET LIST ONE (1)'best guess - not yet proved
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2024
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34
Scrolls
[Printed on rolled paper]
BI RIDE OR RIDE
SET LIST 24
1. Reading I Blow (Rainbow)
2. Slinging Lines
3. Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole
4. Four Pills a Day
5. Draining Balls
6. Grindr Diaries
7. I've Been Slappin'
8. I M Bi Ride
9. Like an Angel
10. Three-Month Girl (Melanie [private detail])
11. You're a Whore, Mrs. Robinson
12. Risk Genes
13. Thinking Gets Risky
14. Chick Fillet
[Illegible text cut off by rubber band/edge: "fe."]
34
Scrolls
[Printed on rolled paper]
BI RIDE OR RIDE
SET LIST 24
1. Reading I Blow (Rainbow)
2. Slinging Lines
3. Alex Jones in a Rabbit Hole
4. Four Pills a Day
5. Draining Balls
6. Grindr Diaries
7. I've Been Slappin'
8. I M Bi Ride
9. Like an Angel
10. Three-Month Girl (Melanie [private detail])
11. You're a Whore, Mrs. Robinson
12. Risk Genes
13. Thinking Gets Risky
14. Chick Fillet
[Illegible text cut off by rubber band/edge: "fe."]
RATED R · LOOSE LYRICS, ONE-LINERS AND RHYME WORD BANKS · ALBUM THIRTY TWO LYRIC PAGES AND BOOK
Item 1597
ALBUM THIRTY TWO
In one sentence: A set of Tom's lyric pages and printed papers kept with his book 'Only The Best'; adult content, rated R, about 2019-2025.
Item type
ALBUM THIRTY TWO LYRIC PAGES AND BOOK
PUBLISHED
Tom's printed paperback ONLY THE BEST - poems and song lyrics by Tom Jensen, black cover with three red roses, READTOM.COM - kept with two brianrainstorm.com printouts dated 4/12/2017 of THE CO-WORKER THEORY OF PSYCHOLOGY (a photo of the hand-drawn chart and page 1 of 4 of the article).
- Why it matters
- Tom's lyric pages for Album Thirty Two of the 34 Albums, including Kill The Seed, published in The November 2024 Collection (2024) and 34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026), kept with his book Only The Best and his hand-drawn T-shirt slogan designs.draft - not yet proved
- Type
- Book
- Collection
- 34 Albums: Album Thirty Two ; The November 2024 Collection (2024) ; 34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) ; Only The Best (2018) ; T-shirt designsdraft - not yet proved
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMS
IN A BOOKThe November 2024 Collection (2024)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) - Age when written
- written between age 41 and 46dated from Tom's own words: '31 albums was after a lifetime of rhyme'best guess - not yet proved
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2022
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The words on this page
a wrong turn
ath
e left dealing
termath
e life
ked my ass
ve done
t take back...
an't take back...
d since sociopaths are bad with names
you my kind it might sound strange
eah, all you're gonna do is fan the flames
t's just gonna be another attempt in vain
We both know things aren't gonna change
Feels like I'm screaming
into a hurricane-cane-cane-ane-ane-ane.........
---
KILL THE SEED
Don't go in the ocean
Don't you dare try to fly in the sky
There are sharks beneath the dark water
Above fucking glowing drones that fly
There's bugs in all our devices
And roaches in the pot, yes
Messages that are subliminal
Are now entering our heads!
A death sentence is now thirty paragraphs
We all signed but didn't read
Technology is bringing us backwards
Save the chaff and kill the seed
A crazy man wanting to Mars
When I just want to go to California
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RECKLESS GIRLS
Nailing girls who are reckless.
Something always on my checklist, yeah.
I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whore pearl necklace!
Fuck them sluts and cucks!
Fuck them sluts and cucks!
I taught your wife jujitsu... Who knew?
I taught your wife jujitsu.
Who knew, who knew?
When chasing after her
ill holding my broom,
she get out
m?
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ALBUM THIRTY TWO (32)
CURRENT - Full Tracklist
1. Key To Free (15)
2. Reckless Girls
3. Diddy Mockumentary Parody (12)
4. Groove Back II (13)
5. Tony's Song (3)
6. Love and My Hand (16)
7. Kill the Seed (14)
8. My Fan Fiction (10)
9. Wallflower Poop (17)
10. Lick My Toes Ho (13)
11. Closure / Aftermath (19)
12. Stars and Strangers (21)
13. Act Fasting (12)
14. Another Epic Poem (21)
15. RIP Charlie (18)
y Diddy room?
t head first
nd glides and glides and glides.
oam
pornographic version
d down
, everywhere
y found a trail
haven pubic hair
---
CLOSURE / AFTERMATH
Well, we're way past the
And I'm sinking fast by
I see my possessions c
Everything I worked
And I'll be left here
But I can't stay her
So I'll be moving
Moving on...
I'll be moving o
You could call
I keep giving
But the thin
It's been lil/
It never st...
Grows and grows...
Some are calling it a midlife cris
Why I keep giving in to my vices
While avoiding all the people
who knew me back in the day
Because they saw what I've been doing
I know what they would say
My life is in ruins
Since I came back from abroad
I was broken from her powers
And yeah, I fucking lost God! Yeah
ee, she made me hate my past
was all a landslide after that
id everything little she asked
w you'll have to bask in the aftermath...
bought a gun and you know why...
fucking cunt is gonna die!
le bunch of bullets by my side
e latest murder suicide
ched her her first breath
d her take her last
e both left with the side effects
that can't be taken back
s still craving the familiar
rs mill over the peculiar
e kill with such composure
I see me here seeking closure
---
poor, a cell, a tomb
God grant me the strength
to go on, to yell, to cry somehow
It is time
I'm a prisoner of my brain
A victim of biology
Slowly driven insane
By a hollowgraphic society
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SONG 16
READING I BLOW (RAINBOW)
I'm having a bisexual party,
I want everybody to come.
I think I might be bi...
I'm gonna blow a guy...
Maybe three or even four
Look at me, I'm such a whore!
I will suck almost anyone...
---
e unstable because
being trapped
n at...
en field
hings I feel
ear path
ght here from indecision
ones to act as our map
s Ass...
's Ass...
you're empty, hungry and thirsty
times the secret
st knowing when to act!
could learn a lot from a donkey
you just know the right questions to ask...
ath
e left dealing
termath
e life
ked my ass
ve done
t take back...
an't take back...
d since sociopaths are bad with names
you my kind it might sound strange
eah, all you're gonna do is fan the flames
t's just gonna be another attempt in vain
We both know things aren't gonna change
Feels like I'm screaming
into a hurricane-cane-cane-ane-ane-ane.........
---
KILL THE SEED
Don't go in the ocean
Don't you dare try to fly in the sky
There are sharks beneath the dark water
Above fucking glowing drones that fly
There's bugs in all our devices
And roaches in the pot, yes
Messages that are subliminal
Are now entering our heads!
A death sentence is now thirty paragraphs
We all signed but didn't read
Technology is bringing us backwards
Save the chaff and kill the seed
A crazy man wanting to Mars
When I just want to go to California
---
RECKLESS GIRLS
Nailing girls who are reckless.
Something always on my checklist, yeah.
I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whole pearl necklace.
I'll come you a whore pearl necklace!
Fuck them sluts and cucks!
Fuck them sluts and cucks!
I taught your wife jujitsu... Who knew?
I taught your wife jujitsu.
Who knew, who knew?
When chasing after her
ill holding my broom,
she get out
m?
---
ALBUM THIRTY TWO (32)
CURRENT - Full Tracklist
1. Key To Free (15)
2. Reckless Girls
3. Diddy Mockumentary Parody (12)
4. Groove Back II (13)
5. Tony's Song (3)
6. Love and My Hand (16)
7. Kill the Seed (14)
8. My Fan Fiction (10)
9. Wallflower Poop (17)
10. Lick My Toes Ho (13)
11. Closure / Aftermath (19)
12. Stars and Strangers (21)
13. Act Fasting (12)
14. Another Epic Poem (21)
15. RIP Charlie (18)
y Diddy room?
t head first
nd glides and glides and glides.
oam
pornographic version
d down
, everywhere
y found a trail
haven pubic hair
---
CLOSURE / AFTERMATH
Well, we're way past the
And I'm sinking fast by
I see my possessions c
Everything I worked
And I'll be left here
But I can't stay her
So I'll be moving
Moving on...
I'll be moving o
You could call
I keep giving
But the thin
It's been lil/
It never st...
Grows and grows...
Some are calling it a midlife cris
Why I keep giving in to my vices
While avoiding all the people
who knew me back in the day
Because they saw what I've been doing
I know what they would say
My life is in ruins
Since I came back from abroad
I was broken from her powers
And yeah, I fucking lost God! Yeah
ee, she made me hate my past
was all a landslide after that
id everything little she asked
w you'll have to bask in the aftermath...
bought a gun and you know why...
fucking cunt is gonna die!
le bunch of bullets by my side
e latest murder suicide
ched her her first breath
d her take her last
e both left with the side effects
that can't be taken back
s still craving the familiar
rs mill over the peculiar
e kill with such composure
I see me here seeking closure
---
poor, a cell, a tomb
God grant me the strength
to go on, to yell, to cry somehow
It is time
I'm a prisoner of my brain
A victim of biology
Slowly driven insane
By a hollowgraphic society
---
SONG 16
READING I BLOW (RAINBOW)
I'm having a bisexual party,
I want everybody to come.
I think I might be bi...
I'm gonna blow a guy...
Maybe three or even four
Look at me, I'm such a whore!
I will suck almost anyone...
---
e unstable because
being trapped
n at...
en field
hings I feel
ear path
ght here from indecision
ones to act as our map
s Ass...
's Ass...
you're empty, hungry and thirsty
times the secret
st knowing when to act!
could learn a lot from a donkey
you just know the right questions to ask...
RATED R · LOOSE LYRICS, ONE-LINERS AND RHYME WORD BANKS · CUT LYRIC STRIPS LAYOUT
Item 1630
LYRIC STRIP LAYOUT
In one sentence: About twenty of Tom's cut printed lyric strips laid out on two sheets and circled with notes in blue ink; adult content, rated R, about 1996-2025.
Item type
CUT LYRIC STRIPS LAYOUT
UNPUBLISHED
About twenty of Tom's cut printed lyric strips laid out on two sheets, including PAY PEANUTS, TEARS LIKE NIAGRA, SONG 61 IT WILL GROW BACK and WHEN I COME IN, circled with his notes in blue ink; never before published.
- Why it matters
- Tom's cut printed lyric strips, including It Will Grow Back and Tears Like Niagra, laid out and circled with his notes in blue ink - his songs cut apart line by line as he built them into albums.draft - not yet proved
- Type
- Typed lyric sheet
- Collection
- Lyric strips ; Sexy / dirty lyrics ; Funny ; Tom's working papers ; 34 Albumsdraft - not yet proved
- Published in
- PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHEDSearched against the 34 albums, every book and Poems By Tom - found in none of them
- Age when written
- about 2024-2026 (age 45 to 48)likely: its words match the set lists and song files from the 34 Albums years
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2025
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The words on this page
Seven cut lyric strips laid out with blue ink circling and notes. Songs present: (211, six of eight) 'She had a gun in her pants'; 228 (index card) 'Are the pigs in their pen?'; SONG 61 'IT WILL GROW BACK'; 'WHEN I COME IN' (29, one of eight); 'I WILL KEEP MY' (25, one of eight) annotated 'Bi ride or die / Ywi cs>'; 240 'Finding lots of people betting'; (468) 'TEARS LIKE NIAGRA'. Plus an uncircled strip beginning 'They put a lean on my spleen / Until my debt was clean'.
RATED R · LOOSE LYRICS, ONE-LINERS AND RHYME WORD BANKS · PRINTED PICKUP LINE SHEETS
Item 1723
Most people call me, but you can call me tomorrow
In one sentence: Tom's printed pages of pickup lines, kept with his printed list of books he has read and a numbered list of famous quotations; rated R, written by 2014.
Item type
PRINTED PICKUP LINE SHEETS
UNPUBLISHED
Tom's printed pages of pickup lines, such as Most people call me by my name but you can call me tomorrow, some held with blue painter's tape and marked in red, kept with a second, separate set of printed pages - his list of books he has read, with notes on them, page 1 headed CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR EYES. HERE ARE SOME OF THE BOOKS I'VE READ... - and a third set of printed pages: his numbered list of 133 famous quotations, headed GRAVY 133 in orange marker (the pickup-line pages are headed Cheese 107 the same way), running from a Jack Nicholson line on page one to a William Bruce Cameron line on the last page.
- Why it matters
- Tom's printed pickup-line pages (Most people call me by my name but you can call me tomorrow), kept with his printed reviews of the books he has read and his numbered list of 133 famous quotations (GRAVY 133) - his one-liners beside the reading and the quotes on power, politics and music that fed his songs.
- Type
- Printed page
- Collection
- Writings (non-lyric) ; Pickup lines ; Funny ; Love ; Reading lists ; Society ; Printed pages
- Published in
- IN A BOOKSongs By Tom (2014)the pickup lines are in its list 100 CHEESY PICK UP LINES
- Age when written
- written by age 35 at the latestbest guess - not yet proved: the same pickup lines are in Songs By Tom (March 31, 2014) - the sheet itself may be older
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2014
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The words on this page
Most people call me [insert your name - it would be cool if your name was Tom], but you can call me tomorrow.
If I had four quarters to give to the four most beautiful women in the world, I'd blink three times and give you the entire dollar.
So, you wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when you walked in suddenly the room became beautiful.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
If I created the alphabet I would have put U and I together.
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven...
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have...a nickel.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night.
Bam Bam... I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Something is wrong with my cell phone...it's just that your numbers not in it...
Hunny, there's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You must know karate 'cause your body's kickin'!
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm...mm...good!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink...because when I first saw you, I dropped mine.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have an incredible urge to plant you right here.
Do you work at the post office or for UPS? Neither? 'Cause I noticed you were checking out my package.
Excuse me beautiful, but can I get at least a fake phone number from you?
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be cumming too!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime you'd be guilty as charged!
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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endeavor and the culture that both reflected and reinforced it. This classic study, the direct successor to Said's main work, is read by Peter Ganim (Orientalism).
Dismantling the Empire by Chalmers Johnson - The author of the best-selling Blowback Trilogy reflects on America's waning power in a masterful collection of essays. In his prophetic book Blowback, published before 9/11, Chalmers Johnson warned that our secret operations in Iraq and elsewhere around the globe would exact a price at home. Now, in a brilliant series of essays written over the last three years, Johnson measures that price and the resulting dangers America faces. Our reliance on Pentagon economics, a global empire of bases, and war without end is, he declares, nothing short of "a suicide option". Dismantling the Empire explores the subjects for which Johnson is now famous, from the origins of blowback to Barack Obama's Afghanistan conundrum, including our inept spies, our bad behavior in other countries, our ill-fought wars, and our capitulation to a military that has taken ever more control of the federal budget. There is, he proposes, only one way out: President Obama must begin to dismantle the empire before the Pentagon dismantles the American Dream. If we do not learn from the fates of past empires, he suggests, our decline and fall are foreordained. This is at delivering both a warning and an urgent prescription for a remedy.
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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
You know girl, your eyes are the same color as my Porche.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
(checks tag on back of shirt) Just as I thought, made in Heaven!
You look just like my first wife but the funny thing is I've never been married.
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I just scraped my knee while falling for you.
You remind me of a parking ticket because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Girl, are you a dumpster? 'Cause I wanna put a baby inside of you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you gonna kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Does your neck hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm looking into your heart.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl and she'll call you 'Mommy.'
Do you remember me? No? Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
This isn't a beer belly, it's the fuel tank for a love machine.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Let's just play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? Wink. Wink.
Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Can I buy you a soda? I would love to "Mount and Do" you.
My name's [insert your name here]. Just so you know what to scream.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to $%&# you on the floor.
The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course...
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] It's okay, the other two pigs said no, too!
You smell like trash... do you think I could take you out?
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow - should I call you or nudge you?
Here's $20.00 - drink until I am good looking and then come and talk to me.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery then I would choose the lottery. But it would be reeeeeally close.
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You MUST have a nice personality.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
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You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I'll buy you dinner tonight if you promise to make me breakfast tomorrow morning.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Excuse me, but are your parents retarded? Because you sure seem like one special girl.
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody already did that.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from all the way across the room?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making all the other women here look really bad.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or did I just put my contact lenses in inside out again?
Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
A penny for your thoughts...or ten bucks if you flash me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
They call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
If your ass was a phone I'd hit the pound button all night long.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut!
Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Hey baby, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
Is it just me or do most guys picture you naked?
Hey babe let's play army, I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Do you want to be my insignificant other?
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[Third set: printed pages of 133 famous quotations headed GRAVY 133 in orange, counted down the pages in orange (21, 37, 59, 83, 105 ... 133) - other people's words, from a Jack Nicholson line on page one to a William Bruce Cameron line on the last page; not typed out here.]
If I had four quarters to give to the four most beautiful women in the world, I'd blink three times and give you the entire dollar.
So, you wanna go halfsies on a bastard child?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when you walked in suddenly the room became beautiful.
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
If I created the alphabet I would have put U and I together.
Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven...
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
If I had a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, then I'd have...a nickel.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night.
Bam Bam... I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Something is wrong with my cell phone...it's just that your numbers not in it...
Hunny, there's only one thing I want to change about you and that's your last name.
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You must know karate 'cause your body's kickin'!
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm...mm...good!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink...because when I first saw you, I dropped mine.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have an incredible urge to plant you right here.
Do you work at the post office or for UPS? Neither? 'Cause I noticed you were checking out my package.
Excuse me beautiful, but can I get at least a fake phone number from you?
That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be cumming too!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime you'd be guilty as charged!
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
---
endeavor and the culture that both reflected and reinforced it. This classic study, the direct successor to Said's main work, is read by Peter Ganim (Orientalism).
Dismantling the Empire by Chalmers Johnson - The author of the best-selling Blowback Trilogy reflects on America's waning power in a masterful collection of essays. In his prophetic book Blowback, published before 9/11, Chalmers Johnson warned that our secret operations in Iraq and elsewhere around the globe would exact a price at home. Now, in a brilliant series of essays written over the last three years, Johnson measures that price and the resulting dangers America faces. Our reliance on Pentagon economics, a global empire of bases, and war without end is, he declares, nothing short of "a suicide option". Dismantling the Empire explores the subjects for which Johnson is now famous, from the origins of blowback to Barack Obama's Afghanistan conundrum, including our inept spies, our bad behavior in other countries, our ill-fought wars, and our capitulation to a military that has taken ever more control of the federal budget. There is, he proposes, only one way out: President Obama must begin to dismantle the empire before the Pentagon dismantles the American Dream. If we do not learn from the fates of past empires, he suggests, our decline and fall are foreordained. This is at delivering both a warning and an urgent prescription for a remedy.
---
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
You know girl, your eyes are the same color as my Porche.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
(checks tag on back of shirt) Just as I thought, made in Heaven!
You look just like my first wife but the funny thing is I've never been married.
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I just scraped my knee while falling for you.
You remind me of a parking ticket because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Girl, are you a dumpster? 'Cause I wanna put a baby inside of you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you gonna kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Does your neck hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm looking into your heart.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl and she'll call you 'Mommy.'
Do you remember me? No? Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
This isn't a beer belly, it's the fuel tank for a love machine.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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You are so selfish! You're going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Let's just play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you all night long!
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? Wink. Wink.
Hey there, I just took some Cialis and I have 18 hours left.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Can I buy you a soda? I would love to "Mount and Do" you.
My name's [insert your name here]. Just so you know what to scream.
Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to $%&# you on the floor.
The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course...
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] It's okay, the other two pigs said no, too!
You smell like trash... do you think I could take you out?
Let's have breakfast together tomorrow - should I call you or nudge you?
Here's $20.00 - drink until I am good looking and then come and talk to me.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery then I would choose the lottery. But it would be reeeeeally close.
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
You MUST have a nice personality.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Excuse me, I am a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
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You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I'll buy you dinner tonight if you promise to make me breakfast tomorrow morning.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Excuse me, but are your parents retarded? Because you sure seem like one special girl.
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody already did that.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from all the way across the room?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making all the other women here look really bad.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or did I just put my contact lenses in inside out again?
Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
A penny for your thoughts...or ten bucks if you flash me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
They call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
If your ass was a phone I'd hit the pound button all night long.
I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?
I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut!
Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Hey baby, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
Is it just me or do most guys picture you naked?
Hey babe let's play army, I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Do you want to be my insignificant other?
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[Third set: printed pages of 133 famous quotations headed GRAVY 133 in orange, counted down the pages in orange (21, 37, 59, 83, 105 ... 133) - other people's words, from a Jack Nicholson line on page one to a William Bruce Cameron line on the last page; not typed out here.]
RATED R · LOOSE LYRICS, ONE-LINERS AND RHYME WORD BANKS · TWO HANDWRITTEN LYRIC SHEETS
Item 1651
Handwritten Lyric Sheets - Happy To Be Here At The Party And Trumpstein
In one sentence: Two handwritten lyric sheets in Tom's hand, one torn from a spiral notebook and the other hole-punched, never published before; adult content, rated R, about 2019-2026.
Item type
TWO HANDWRITTEN LYRIC SHEETS
UNPUBLISHED
Two lined sheets in Tom's hand: one torn from a spiral notebook, a seven-line verse opening I'm just happy to be here at the party... Everything about me is for sale; the other a hole-punched sheet with a four-line Trumpstein left a Trumpstain jab.
- Why it matters
- Tom's two handwritten lyric sheets - a for-sale party verse and a Trumpstein jab - the raw lines that feed his songs about society and politics.
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- Writings (non-lyric) ; Lyric fragments ; Society ; Governmentdraft - not yet proved
- Published in
- PREVIOUSLY UNPUBLISHEDSearched against the 34 albums, every book and Poems By Tom - found in none of them
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2022
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Moved here from item 1650 - the number blocks in this photo read 1651
The words on this page
I'm just happy to be here at the party...
Everything about me is for sale
Come bearing the right gifts
And I'll read from your script
I'll peddle your grift
If you throw in ______
Then I'll even suck your dick
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Trumpstein left a trumpstain
A Big old wet spot on the bed
Tears Sweat and cum
Piss Blood
Everything about me is for sale
Come bearing the right gifts
And I'll read from your script
I'll peddle your grift
If you throw in ______
Then I'll even suck your dick
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Trumpstein left a trumpstain
A Big old wet spot on the bed
Tears Sweat and cum
Piss Blood
RATED R · NOTES, PLANS AND BUSINESS PAPERS · UNITY TRACK LIST, DRAFTS AND LEDGER
Item 1957
UNITY
In one sentence: A spiral notebook of Tom's working pages kept with a pink printed CD insert for an album of his lyrics, rated R, in the 34 Albums, about 2008-2011.
Item type
Unity track list, drafts and ledger
PUBLISHED
A spiral notebook of Tom's working pages kept with a pink printed CD insert for his album UNITY (his lyrics, 17 tracks from Water Flesh and Bone to In the Pouring Rain), holding lyric drafts, a Poetry Sorting to-do list, notes on collaborations and karaoke videos, and sketches for a website layout.
- Why it matters
- A spiral notebook of Tom's working pages kept with the pink CD insert for UNITY, an album of his lyrics set to music (17 tracks, Water Flesh and Bone to In the Pouring Rain) - with lyric drafts, his Poetry Sorting to-do list and notes on collaborations and karaoke videos.draft - not yet proved
- Type
- Handwritten sheet
- Collection
- CDs/recordings ; UNITY album ; Song lyrics set to music by other songwriters ; 34 Albums ; Only The Best (2018) (THE BETRAYAL draft) ; A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020) (THE BETRAYAL draft) ; Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013) (THE BETRAYAL draft) ; Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014) (THE BETRAYAL draft) ; Lyric drafts ; Death ; Loneliness and solitude ; Relationshipsdraft - not yet provedthe old category list says: DEATH ; DEPRESSING ; LONELINESS & SOLITUDE ; RELATIONSHIPS (not checked by Tom)
- Published in
- IN 34 ALBUMSthe UNITY songs on the CD insert (not the notebook pages)
IN A BOOKTom's Anthology, September 18, 2011 (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
Tom's Anthology, July 25, 2012 (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
Tom Jensen Poem Anthology (2013) (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
Brian Rainstorm: Poetry Not Dead (2014) (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
Only The Best (2018) (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
A Lifetime Of Rhyme (2020) (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
The November 2024 Collection (2024) (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
Revised 31 Albums With Index (2024) (the lyric draft only - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL)
34 Albums, Books 1 and 2 (2026) (the lyric draft - an earlier draft of the poem THE BETRAYAL; this book also holds the UNITY songs) - Age when written
- about 2008-2011 (age 29 to 33)best guess (floor likely)
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2009
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The words on this page
UNITY
Justin JUSTICE music and vocals
Tom Jensen lyrics
1 WaterFleshAndBone
2 LetDown
3 OneSlipOfTheKnife
4 CleanWipeToTheSlate
5 RightBetweenTheEyes
6 TheNatureOfMan
7 Unity
8 HereAndNow
9 WhatWeShare
BreakingHerHeart
RainyDaySunshine
12 DeadEnd
13 Fresco
14 LastCupOfCoffee
15 LittleBird
MarriedToSomethingElse
17 InThePouringRain
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He was twice her size
She was at least half his age
He bruised her insides
{struck: [?]}
Her own blood ran down her face
And his seed was sewn
She carries the child like a disease
But what if when baby has grown
Rapist's eyes are all she sees
What will her friends say
What wild rumors will be spread
Where lies her escape?
These thoughts run 'round in her head
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Coming of Fall -> What lies ahead
5 {struck: [?]} He was twice my size
7 I {struck: [?]} was more than half his age
5 He bruised my insides
7 {struck: [?]} And I got blood on my face
5 And his seed was sown
7 {struck: [?] lives inside of me} child lives inside of me
5 What if when he's grown
7 {struck: [?]} rapist's eyes are all I see
5 What will my friends say?
7 What wild rumors will spread?
5 {struck: [?]} my escape?
Where lies
Scattered thoughts run 'round in her head
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Hater
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4:00 -> I am Chained
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every
Stone
it'll
drag
you down,
drag you
down
{struck: Another} one more
WASTED,
WORTHLESS
LIFE
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{struck: Jim Crow}
{struck: Missouri Compromise}
{struck: Eli Whitney cotton gin}
MLK
*** Frederick Douglass
? W.E.B. Dubois
{struck: Emancipation Proclamation}
{struck: Underground RR}
{struck: PLESSY vs. Ferguson}
{struck: Dred Scott}
*** Joe Lewis
*** Jackie Robinson
Sojourner Truth
Plessy vs Ferguson
Ida B. Wells
Rosa parks
Nelson Mandella
Jesse Owens
Marcus Garvey
Huck Finn and the N***** Jim
Bob Marley
Muhammad Ali
MALCOM X
Langston Hughes
Harriet Tubman
Thurgood Marshal
Booker T Washington
From Bill Russell to Lebron James
Oh my how the times have changed
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Tom -> Kereoke Bar
JD -> AWAR
{struck: [?]} -> Whose working on what
{struck: [?]}
Lai -> collabs needed
Tribute to
candle in
the wind
beginning index -> 27
27
20 seconds per page
2 vids
9 min
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Poems by tom 172
Poems by tom 2 300
tube Love 100
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Poetry Sorting
4 Put good Actual Finished Songs from Youtube In Folder {struck: [?]} and seperate into individual word documents
3 Take all youtube posted poems and put in Folder and seperate into individual word documents
2 Create Master list of all poems from hardrive
5 take all edited versions of poems/songs and create final version - {struck: [?]} taking unused lyrics and pasting them all on one document.
7 Create list of poems deemed unusable for songs and put in Folder
7B Create Hard Copy poetry binder of unusable poems
6 Create Hard Copy binder of Finished songs
8 Create master list of usable Lyrics sorted by subject
9 Repost poems I sing with spoken words (including finished songs)
1 Create video having artists who wish to be supported in a poem comment which video they'd like to feature. give list of artists [unclear] supported
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Audio Swapped
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End of the Road
Have a drink 14K
Hurting her knees and pride
Sunday Morning Sex
DEAD END
LOOKING FOR LOVE
ALCOHOL
In the Pouring Rain
Get outta my house
Clinical Depression
IN A JIFFY
Little Bird
Right Between the eyes
Status Quo woes
Unity
A Perfect World
Breaking the chains
Pandora's box
Let Down
Cry me a River
Better than it seems
Your Name
PICS of Washington
Mickey D's
Where I'm From
Nothing at all
United We Stand
Internal Bruises
Pretty toys
How can you
Rehab Rehab Rehab
Sniper's Song
WALKING Paradox
SPREADING the word
EXIT the sandman
Does the Fire Still Glow
TM
Water Flesh & Bone
pushing the button
DYING DAY
She said he said
Paradigm
Fight for peace
used to be
Disciple of dirt
ON Defense
Another History Lesson
We're the ones
It could be you
smell the Flowers
chicken coup soup
PATCHING The HOLE
Clean Wipe to the slate
Jewelry Box
Secret Room
Oceanside
Trail of tears
BLAME
empty eyes
Best Left
within reach
Deep seeded
Rocking the world
Messy Room
sorrow's curves
cost of war
coming of fall
Triangle
pretty gold Bracelet
Bars and scars
Always moving
Battle cry
Fallen clouds
Never be
My Little Revolution
Tom's Psalm
WHAT WE Share
RAINY DAY Sunshine
DREAMLAND
INNOSCENCE LOST
COME FOR A RIDE
FIELDS OF TIME
NO complaints
Bottom of the lake
An Ex-poem
melody of sorrow
MARRIED TO something else
BLESSING IN DISGUISE
PLAYING CHESS
picture something nice
CRYSTAL BALL
Gettin juiced
The Watcher
Learn from the Masters
One slip of the knife
Violence is their Solution
CALL IT FATE
unclimbing the ladder
It's your Turn
PARDON ME
OASIS
Daylight Again
pen and paper
Quest for Immortality
Bite of the Apple
Something in my genes
You spilled my coffee
She
Corey storey
It's all about Love
Lost and Found
Love it or Leave it
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Today {struck: I} won't lose my way like last time
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Plate in your head
it could be a rod
only one
person who
{struck: [?]} has
it worse
Than
you and me
Whoever it
was who
chose
Sarah Palin
to be
McCain's
VP
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NO
- price
- contact info,
- Showing info
- phone number
in video itself
only narrate
what is concrete!
bed, bath,
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Site layout
my open house
channel info
looking for
particular
listing
type number
in search box
featured
house/apt
playlist houses
houses for sale by owner
Playlist apts
apts / houses for rent
white search [unclear]
my vids (houses)
my favs (apts)
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Listing 1001 Salem, MA
my open house
white message box
House for sale in Salem, MA
$350,000 4 bed, 3 bath
info... charming...
address/location
contact person
{struck: [?]} phone number/
Showing info
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myopenhouse
home for sale
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for rent
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featured
house/apt
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Tom fire
Kereoke Bar
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Justin JUSTICE music and vocals
Tom Jensen lyrics
1 WaterFleshAndBone
2 LetDown
3 OneSlipOfTheKnife
4 CleanWipeToTheSlate
5 RightBetweenTheEyes
6 TheNatureOfMan
7 Unity
8 HereAndNow
9 WhatWeShare
BreakingHerHeart
RainyDaySunshine
12 DeadEnd
13 Fresco
14 LastCupOfCoffee
15 LittleBird
MarriedToSomethingElse
17 InThePouringRain
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He was twice her size
She was at least half his age
He bruised her insides
{struck: [?]}
Her own blood ran down her face
And his seed was sewn
She carries the child like a disease
But what if when baby has grown
Rapist's eyes are all she sees
What will her friends say
What wild rumors will be spread
Where lies her escape?
These thoughts run 'round in her head
** Itunes {struck: [?]}
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.wav -> mp3.
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Coming of Fall -> What lies ahead
5 {struck: [?]} He was twice my size
7 I {struck: [?]} was more than half his age
5 He bruised my insides
7 {struck: [?]} And I got blood on my face
5 And his seed was sown
7 {struck: [?] lives inside of me} child lives inside of me
5 What if when he's grown
7 {struck: [?]} rapist's eyes are all I see
5 What will my friends say?
7 What wild rumors will spread?
5 {struck: [?]} my escape?
Where lies
Scattered thoughts run 'round in her head
http://www.
youtube.com/
watch?v=
xgGWBAa [unclear]
wM
---
change to
why should you care
Do -> change to rhyme
Mistakes are forgotten
2nd Ryming verse
[unclear name] [private detail]
31561
30823
29965
I would be the one to see
{struck: [?]}
mp1811
Hater
2:35 -> I can't heal
4:00 -> I am Chained
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every
Stone
it'll
drag
you down,
drag you
down
{struck: Another} one more
WASTED,
WORTHLESS
LIFE
---
{struck: Jim Crow}
{struck: Missouri Compromise}
{struck: Eli Whitney cotton gin}
MLK
*** Frederick Douglass
? W.E.B. Dubois
{struck: Emancipation Proclamation}
{struck: Underground RR}
{struck: PLESSY vs. Ferguson}
{struck: Dred Scott}
*** Joe Lewis
*** Jackie Robinson
Sojourner Truth
Plessy vs Ferguson
Ida B. Wells
Rosa parks
Nelson Mandella
Jesse Owens
Marcus Garvey
Huck Finn and the N***** Jim
Bob Marley
Muhammad Ali
MALCOM X
Langston Hughes
Harriet Tubman
Thurgood Marshal
Booker T Washington
From Bill Russell to Lebron James
Oh my how the times have changed
---
Tom -> Kereoke Bar
JD -> AWAR
{struck: [?]} -> Whose working on what
{struck: [?]}
Lai -> collabs needed
Tribute to
candle in
the wind
beginning index -> 27
27
20 seconds per page
2 vids
9 min
---
Poems by tom 172
Poems by tom 2 300
tube Love 100
---
Poetry Sorting
4 Put good Actual Finished Songs from Youtube In Folder {struck: [?]} and seperate into individual word documents
3 Take all youtube posted poems and put in Folder and seperate into individual word documents
2 Create Master list of all poems from hardrive
5 take all edited versions of poems/songs and create final version - {struck: [?]} taking unused lyrics and pasting them all on one document.
7 Create list of poems deemed unusable for songs and put in Folder
7B Create Hard Copy poetry binder of unusable poems
6 Create Hard Copy binder of Finished songs
8 Create master list of usable Lyrics sorted by subject
9 Repost poems I sing with spoken words (including finished songs)
1 Create video having artists who wish to be supported in a poem comment which video they'd like to feature. give list of artists [unclear] supported
---
Audio Swapped
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
End of the Road
Have a drink 14K
Hurting her knees and pride
Sunday Morning Sex
DEAD END
LOOKING FOR LOVE
ALCOHOL
In the Pouring Rain
Get outta my house
Clinical Depression
IN A JIFFY
Little Bird
Right Between the eyes
Status Quo woes
Unity
A Perfect World
Breaking the chains
Pandora's box
Let Down
Cry me a River
Better than it seems
Your Name
PICS of Washington
Mickey D's
Where I'm From
Nothing at all
United We Stand
Internal Bruises
Pretty toys
How can you
Rehab Rehab Rehab
Sniper's Song
WALKING Paradox
SPREADING the word
EXIT the sandman
Does the Fire Still Glow
TM
Water Flesh & Bone
pushing the button
DYING DAY
She said he said
Paradigm
Fight for peace
used to be
Disciple of dirt
ON Defense
Another History Lesson
We're the ones
It could be you
smell the Flowers
chicken coup soup
PATCHING The HOLE
Clean Wipe to the slate
Jewelry Box
Secret Room
Oceanside
Trail of tears
BLAME
empty eyes
Best Left
within reach
Deep seeded
Rocking the world
Messy Room
sorrow's curves
cost of war
coming of fall
Triangle
pretty gold Bracelet
Bars and scars
Always moving
Battle cry
Fallen clouds
Never be
My Little Revolution
Tom's Psalm
WHAT WE Share
RAINY DAY Sunshine
DREAMLAND
INNOSCENCE LOST
COME FOR A RIDE
FIELDS OF TIME
NO complaints
Bottom of the lake
An Ex-poem
melody of sorrow
MARRIED TO something else
BLESSING IN DISGUISE
PLAYING CHESS
picture something nice
CRYSTAL BALL
Gettin juiced
The Watcher
Learn from the Masters
One slip of the knife
Violence is their Solution
CALL IT FATE
unclimbing the ladder
It's your Turn
PARDON ME
OASIS
Daylight Again
pen and paper
Quest for Immortality
Bite of the Apple
Something in my genes
You spilled my coffee
She
Corey storey
It's all about Love
Lost and Found
Love it or Leave it
---
Today {struck: I} won't lose my way like last time
---
Plate in your head
it could be a rod
only one
person who
{struck: [?]} has
it worse
Than
you and me
Whoever it
was who
chose
Sarah Palin
to be
McCain's
VP
---
Do not put any info that may change
in video itself:
NO
- price
- contact info,
- Showing info
- phone number
in video itself
only narrate
what is concrete!
bed, bath,
---
Site layout
my open house
channel info
looking for
particular
listing
type number
in search box
featured
house/apt
playlist houses
houses for sale by owner
Playlist apts
apts / houses for rent
white search [unclear]
my vids (houses)
my favs (apts)
---
video
Listing 1001 Salem, MA
my open house
white message box
House for sale in Salem, MA
$350,000 4 bed, 3 bath
info... charming...
address/location
contact person
{struck: [?]} phone number/
Showing info
---
Videos
Listing 1001 city, town
myopenhouse
home for sale
[unclear]00__
APT/house
for rent
200__
---
my open house
featured
house/apt
---
Tom fire
Kereoke Bar
121
5 star rating
197 coments
1,222 views
RATED R · PRINTED BOOKS, BINDERS AND NOTEBOOKS · TITLE LIST AND EDITED MANUSCRIPT
Item 1646
1-800 TITLES AND NUMBER
In one sentence: Tom's paper-clipped printed list of song titles numbered 1 to 800, kept with manuscript pages marked up in colored marker; adult content, rated R, about 1996-2025.
Item type
TITLE LIST AND EDITED MANUSCRIPT
UNPUBLISHED
Tom's paperclipped printed list of song titles numbered 1 to 800 by their opening words, kept with loose printed manuscript pages he marked up with colored-marker circles and margin notes.
- Why it matters
- Tom's printed list of his song titles numbered 1 to 800, kept with manuscript pages he marked up by hand - the numbered roll call of his songs and his edits to them.
- Type
- Printed page
- Collection
- Song indexes and title lists ; Writings (non-lyric) ; Edited manuscripts ; Printed pages
- Age when written
- about 2024-2026 (age 45 to 48)likely: its words match the set lists and song files from the 34 Albums years
- On the site
- Tom's Story: 2025
Price · Tier · Tom fills these
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Picture 3 of 5
Picture 4 of 5
Picture 5 of 5
The words on this page
1 - 800 title and number
THE MOB IS GONE BUT (1)
PUTIN OUTSMARTED AMERICA AGAIN (2)
IT AIN'T HARD TO (3)
TWENTY BUCKS ONLY GETS (4)
THE HORSES ARE ALL (5)
IT COULD BE WE'RE (6)
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND (7)
SHE'S BIG AND (8)
IF I WAS GOD (9)
I DON'T THINK (10)
A ONE LANE ROAD (11)
I SEE CAMERAS ON (12)
THE HORSES ARE ALL (13)
SO WHAT'S THE (14)
T FOR AND T (15)
THOSE PO-PO'S UP (16)
THE MASK THEY WEAR (17)
SHE'S GOT THE (18)
MISSING A TOOTH AND (19)
405 MILES TO EMPTY (20)
I GOT TITS AND (21)
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WHORE TOWN (57)
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BUM BUM SONG (68)
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LOVE FOR LUST (86)
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CUCKHOLD (90)
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HILLBILLY CRACKHEADS (99)
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HER DAD (101)
BLOWJOBS AND BURGERS (102)
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SHE'S GOT A DICK (104)
I SAW A COP (105)
CHICKEN AND CUM (106)
TOMMY TRANS LOVE SONG (107)
LOVE FOR LUST (108)
BIGGIE & TUPAC BBQ (109)
DAUGHTER'S BATH (110)
PINKY (111)
LADYWEAVER LAND (112)
TITS TIP TONGUE (113)
CARNIE BRAIN TUMOR (114)
LADY WITH A BIG COCK (115)
15 PERCENT WHORE (116)
GRINDR DIARIES (117)
VEGAS AFTER I'M GONE (118)
YOUR MOM SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED (119)
FRIDAY MORNING (120)
LEARNING TO CODE (121)
HELLO LITTLE ROOM (122)
EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS DEAD (123)
FOREST IS BURNING (124)
SUICIDE RIDE (125)
BOY WITH A PUPPY (126)
SIXTY-EIGHT AND ONE I OWE YOU (127)
HOOKER WITH NO TEETH (128)
GUN ON MY PERSON (129)
NIGGER ON THE BLOCK (130)
KANYE AND KYRIE (131)
DENMARK GIRL DEAD (132)
THUNDER IN HER THIGHS (133)
MID-NOVEMBER MORNING (134)
THE MAN WITH THE PLAN (135)
WIDE-EYED BITCH (136)
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DAYLIGHT SAVINGS STOPS (146)
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AFTERTASTE (150)
STEELERS (151)
PUSSY IS THE SAME (152)
JOYRIDE GODLESS HEATHEN (153)
NECROPHILE MORTICIAN (154)
LUCKIEST MAN (155)
DRY SALTINES (156)
MAGA TRUCKER (157)
IF YOU CAN READ THIS (158)
SPECTACLE (159)
HALF A TANK (160)
GETTING BACK ON TRACK (161)
THE FIRST MAJOR TROT (162)
STARS AND STRANGERS (163)
PAST MY PRIME (164)
STRIKE TWO (165)
LICK MY TOE HO (166)
FELON IN THE HOUSE (167)
BUS TO SCHOOL (168)
TREVOR AND THE MOON (169)
BUS STOP CANDY (170)
GLORY HOLES (171)
RAZORS AND APPLES (172)
WHAT MOMMY DOESN'T KNOW (173)
SUPERFLUOUS (174)
ONLY ONE FRIEND (175)
WHITE COLLAR PSYCHOPATHS (176)
HEROES ARE GONE (177)
NUB GIRL (178)
WALLFLOWERS POOP (179)
180. KFC BUCKETS
181. RISK GENES
182. NEW TRICKS
183. TIME TO MEET JESUS
184. EBT HOOKER
185. TOO MUCH TO LIE
186. SPLISH SPLASH
187. MORE MONEY THAN TIME
188. YOU'RE A MAGA
189. ROOFER OR TRUTHER
190. CRACK THOSE LEGS
191. SLAPPY MCDICKSTICK
192. WHY I LIKE SEX
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I WILL KEEP MY (25)
I STUFFED MY STIFF (26)
I STUFFED MY STIFF (27)
COME IN MY MOUTH (28)
WHEN I COME IN (29)
MYSTERY LYRICS SHE (30)
WELL I'M JADA (31)
I'M GOING TOO (32)
IN THIS ORGY IN (33)
WELL WE'RE WAY (34)
SHE SAID YOU CAN (35)
WELL LET'S START (36)
I FOUND ALEX JONES (37)
YOU LINE THEM UP (38)
COME IN MY MOUTH (39)
WELL I'M JADA (40)
YOU MOTHERFUCKING NUT SLUT (41)
I'M BI RIDE (42)
MAN AND THE ROOM (43)
THE NAKED DRAFT (44)
NO PIGGIES ON THE FARM (45)
TAKE A SHIT (46)
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THREE HOLES (48)
WHORE MRS. ROBINSON (49)
DIRTY WHORE STORE (50)
GRANDMA'S CHECK CAME (51)
QUESTION MARK KIDS (52)
THE PRIEST BY THE SEA (53)
THE 69ER (54)
DANCE FOR ME (GPS VOICE) (55)
FRIENDSHIP PARK (56)
WHORE TOWN (57)
KIDNEY WAS GONE (58)
BEING WHO YOU ARE (59)
BAD SEED (60)
MY PEOPLE TOOK A GUN (61)
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE (62)
THOUGHT CRIMES (63)
RADIO OFF (64)
ONE BAD DAY (65)
I DON'T CARE (66)
WISH I WAS SOMEBODY ELSE (67)
BUM BUM SONG (68)
MY PEOPLE DEAD (69)
NOBODY LOVES ME (70)
PINKY IN HER ASS (71)
LADYWEAVER LAND (72)
BOOM BOOM STASH (73)
JUST THE TIP (74)
STABBED BY A CARNEY (75)
BIG SHAVED BALLS (76)
YOUR MOM IS A WHORE (77)
GRINDR DIARIES (78)
DA-NA-NA (79)
VEGAS AFTER I'M GONE (80)
FRIDAY NIGHT (81)
LEARNING TO CODE (82)
HELLO LITTLE ROOM (83)
TOMMY TRANS LOVE SONG (84)
EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS DEAD (85)
LOVE FOR LUST (86)
BIGGIE AND TUPAC (87)
YOUR DAUGHTER'S BATH (88)
WHORE BATH (89)
CUCKHOLD (90)
LEAVE ME FOR DEAD (91)
TWO WHITE DUDES (92)
I SAW HER MOM (93)
SHE'S BIGGER THAN ME (94)
IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK (95)
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HILLBILLY CRACKHEADS (99)
FINGER LICKIN (100)
HER DAD (101)
BLOWJOBS AND BURGERS (102)
THE SCHOOL SHOOTER IS ME (103)
SHE'S GOT A DICK (104)
I SAW A COP (105)
CHICKEN AND CUM (106)
TOMMY TRANS LOVE SONG (107)
LOVE FOR LUST (108)
BIGGIE & TUPAC BBQ (109)
DAUGHTER'S BATH (110)
PINKY (111)
LADYWEAVER LAND (112)
TITS TIP TONGUE (113)
CARNIE BRAIN TUMOR (114)
LADY WITH A BIG COCK (115)
15 PERCENT WHORE (116)
GRINDR DIARIES (117)
VEGAS AFTER I'M GONE (118)
YOUR MOM SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED (119)
FRIDAY MORNING (120)
LEARNING TO CODE (121)
HELLO LITTLE ROOM (122)
EVERYONE YOU LOVE IS DEAD (123)
FOREST IS BURNING (124)
SUICIDE RIDE (125)
BOY WITH A PUPPY (126)
SIXTY-EIGHT AND ONE I OWE YOU (127)
HOOKER WITH NO TEETH (128)
GUN ON MY PERSON (129)
NIGGER ON THE BLOCK (130)
KANYE AND KYRIE (131)
DENMARK GIRL DEAD (132)
THUNDER IN HER THIGHS (133)
MID-NOVEMBER MORNING (134)
THE MAN WITH THE PLAN (135)
WIDE-EYED BITCH (136)
THUNDER IN HER THIGHS (ALT) (137)
MID-NOVEMBER MORNING (ALT) (138)
I'M GONNA SCREAM (139)
TELL YOUR SISTER I SAID HI (140)
DOUBLE CHECK THESE (141)
SHE HAD SOME FIDDLE (142)
YOU COULD CALL IT A MIDLIFE CRISIS (143)
SHOTGUN AND A PLAN (144)
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DAYLIGHT SAVINGS STOPS (146)
STAMP TRADE (147)
TRAPPED IN THE AFTERMATH (148)
TV STATIONS CAN BE FRIENDS (149)
AFTERTASTE (150)
STEELERS (151)
PUSSY IS THE SAME (152)
JOYRIDE GODLESS HEATHEN (153)
NECROPHILE MORTICIAN (154)
LUCKIEST MAN (155)
DRY SALTINES (156)
MAGA TRUCKER (157)
IF YOU CAN READ THIS (158)
SPECTACLE (159)
HALF A TANK (160)
GETTING BACK ON TRACK (161)
THE FIRST MAJOR TROT (162)
STARS AND STRANGERS (163)
PAST MY PRIME (164)
STRIKE TWO (165)
LICK MY TOE HO (166)
FELON IN THE HOUSE (167)
BUS TO SCHOOL (168)
TREVOR AND THE MOON (169)
BUS STOP CANDY (170)
GLORY HOLES (171)
RAZORS AND APPLES (172)
WHAT MOMMY DOESN'T KNOW (173)
SUPERFLUOUS (174)
ONLY ONE FRIEND (175)
WHITE COLLAR PSYCHOPATHS (176)
HEROES ARE GONE (177)
NUB GIRL (178)
WALLFLOWERS POOP (179)
180. KFC BUCKETS
181. RISK GENES
182. NEW TRICKS
183. TIME TO MEET JESUS
184. EBT HOOKER
185. TOO MUCH TO LIE
186. SPLISH SPLASH
187. MORE MONEY THAN TIME
188. YOU'RE A MAGA
189. ROOFER OR TRUTHER
190. CRACK THOSE LEGS
191. SLAPPY MCDICKSTICK
192. WHY I LIKE SEX
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