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Test My Stuff Vs. The Greatest Albums Of All Time Musical Baseball Cards Musical Baseball Cards Page B Expanded Musical Baseball Cards Page C Expanded Musical Baseball Cards Page A Starting Point Musical Baseball Cards Page D Evolution Musical Baseball Cards Page E All In One Musical Baseball Cards Hub All Five Pages Explained And Linked Baseball Cards Page C 2 Musical Baseball Cards Page D 1 Evolution Musical Baseball Cards Page D 2 Bloodlines Musical Baseball Cards Page D 3 Immigration Era 2010s Era 2000s Era 1990s Era 1980s Era 1970s Era 1960s Era 1950s Baton Writers Baton Rap MC Baton Producers Baton One Person Band Baton Male Vocals Baton Keys Baton Guitarists Baton Frontmen Baton Female Vocals Baton Drummers Baton Dancers Baton Bassists Era Unification Era Brackets 12 Batons My Stuff Vs. The Best Albums Of All Time Handwritten Gems — The Auction Index Baseball Cards — Artist Index 391 Artists Musical Baseball Cards — Master Roster 391 Toe To Toe — Master Match List 416 Songs Collaborhythm Universe — All 34 Albums AIO Collaborhythm — Creating A Song Collaborhythm Fan Builds Collaborhythm Filtered Hallway Lady Weaver — Page 36 Of 35
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34 Albums Book Of Contents The New Modern American Songbook 34 Sections 1 Of 35 Dedication 2 Of 35 Who Tom Is 3 Of 35 Introduction 4 Of 35 What Community Says 5 Of 35 Purpose And Structure Of Three Books 6 Of 35 Table Of Contents 7 Of 35 Quick Guide G To X 8 Of 35 Full Texts Of Lyrics 9 Of 35 Rolling Stone Style Album Reviews 10 Of 35 One Sentence Summaries Of Tracks 11 Of 35 Albums Ranked By Rating G To X 12 Of 35 Album Themes Moods And Profanity Listings 13 Of 35 Four Word Descriptions For Every Track 14 Of 35 Tracks Listed By Category 15 Of 35 Riddle Me This... 16 Of 35 Nailed It Teaching Tool 17 Of 35 Choose Your Own Adventure Album Orders 18 Of 35 Business Plan And 21 Page Summary 19 Of 35 Manifesto And Copyright Notice 20 Of 35 Lyric Use Certificate 21 Of 35 What Tom Wants 22 Of 35 Collaborhythm Collabtunes Business Card 23 Of 35 Songwriter Comparisons 24 Of 35 Tom's Cassette Tapes 25 Of 35 Songs I Wish I Wrote 26 Of 35 Contacts And Social Media 27 Of 35 Should You Read This 28 Of 35 Can I Get Sued 29 Of 35 Final Thoughts 30 Of 35 Why So Serious 31 Of 35 Six Car Ride Talks 32 Of 35 Name Index The Rest Of The Book 33 Of 35 Names Index From The Lyrics 34 Of 35 Alphabetical Index By Track Title 18 Of 35 Collaborhythm Collabtunes Project Summaries
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Set List 01 Glass Half Something All In One Set List 02 Plurality All In One Set List 03 Self In The Mirror All In One Set List 04 Partner To The Crime All In One Set List 05 Living A La Mode All In One Set List 06 Definitely Not Love All In One Set List 07 Train Off The Tracks All In One Set List 08 Boss Logic All In One Set List 09 The Thralls Of The Flame All In One Set List 10 Go Ask Gramm All In One Set List 11 Noise Lies And Longing All In One Set List 12 Wounded Masculinity All In One Set List 13 Power Shields All In One Set List 14 6000 Km To Denmark All In One Set List 15 Liminal State All In One Set List 16 Kneel Heal And Rise All In One Set List 17 Smirks Swears Moans And Cries All In One Set List 18 Corrugation Row All In One Set List 19 Della Of Troy All In One Set List 20 The Cost Of Light All In One Set List 21 A Cold Plate All In One Set List 22 Inherent Absence All In One Set List 23 Zionation All In One Set List 24 Bi Ride Or Die All In One
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Set Song List Descriptions & Information Rolling Stone Magazine Type Set And Song List Write Ups Sentence Long Set & Song List Descriptions Simple Language Read My Stuff Best To Worst First 50 Pages Read My Stuff Best To Worst P. 50 100 Read My Stuff Best To Worst Page 100 150 Read My Best Stuff Best To Worst 150 200 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 200 250 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 250 300 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 300 350 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 350 400 Read My Best Stuff 400 450 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 450 500 1 34 G To X Quick Guide 1 34 G To X 13 To 25 1 To 34 Quick Guide 23 To NC-17 1 To 34 Quick Guide X 20 35 The Lady Weaver Start Here Cold Visitor Gate Share Your Feedback Six Car Ride Talks G Six Car Ride Talks NC-17 Six Car Ride Talks PgSix Car Ride Talks PG-13 Six Car Ride Talks X Six Car Ride Talks R Dedication Rated X Album 35 — Digging Through The Remains
COLLABORHYTHM
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433 SONGS · 34 ALBUMS · 29 YEARS

Collaborhythm is the life’s work of lyricist Tom Jensen — 433 original songs and poems across 34 albums, written over 29 years. Every word is published here: organized, labeled, rated G through X, and free to use with name credit. Nothing behind a paywall. This site is a portfolio, an archive, and an open invitation to the right collaborator.

Pick your rating below. That choice opens your own personal switchboard — your way into everything on the site.

MUSICAL BASEBALL CARDS — 391 ARTISTS The hub — all five pages explained and linked THE LADY WEAVER The muse, the case, and the video
Skip the gate — go straight to the full switchboard

WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?

My name is Tom. I write lyrics. I have been writing them for thirty years. I am not a performer and I do not play an instrument — I write the words, and other people turn my words into songs. So far about 120 of my songs have been made into real recordings, and I have enough finished material for 34 albums and then some. Every lyric on this site is free to use. The only price is attribution: my name stays on my words.

WHY IS THIS SITE BUILT LIKE THIS?

Because I write for four different audiences at once, and my material covers the whole road. On one end I have seven albums that are some of the nicest things you will ever hear. On the other end I have work that is graphic, X-rated, and politically charged. One front door cannot serve all of that honestly — so the site sorts itself by rating before you walk in.

THE RATING TEST

The ratings are not about age. The test is simple: if Johnny got caught with this in class, would he get in trouble? That is it. It is a material rating, not an age rating. Whatever rating you pick below decides how much of the site opens up to you.

THIRTY YEARS AND YOU NEVER HEARD OF ME?

Fair question. The answer is a musician called Lady Weaver — the reason any of this exists in public. Meet Lady Weaver here, video included.

And one more thing: I built Musical Baseball Cards — 391 musicians, scored across ten categories like ballplayers. It is exactly as ridiculous and exactly as serious as it sounds.

NOW — PICK YOUR RATING AND COME ON IN.

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