EVERY READING — PRESS PLAY

Every clean reading on the site, on one page. Press a gold PART button and it plays right here on the page, then goes on to the next part by itself. The time on each button is how long that part really is. This phone or computer remembers where you stopped: come back and press PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF. It is a computer voice, not Tom’s. The title of each reading opens its own page, where the words are read along with you.

54 readings · 417 parts · 13 hr 13 min 33 sec in all. Back to HEAR IT READ · Home

HOW I GOT HERE THE BOOK — SECTIONS IN ORDER TALKS AND OTHER PAGES THE SET LISTS THE SONG LISTS

HOW I GOT HERE (4 readings, 12 parts, 37 min 12 sec)

Tom’s story, shortest first. The long talk with ClaudeAI and the full dirty version are rated X: they are on the adults-only page (the line at the bottom of this page).

THE BOOK — SECTIONS IN ORDER (16 readings, 73 parts, 4 hr 25 min 36 sec)

The sections of the 35-section book that read themselves to you, in book order.

TALKS AND OTHER PAGES (6 readings, 53 parts, 3 hr 1 min 8 sec)

THE SET LISTS (12 readings, 152 parts, 2 hr 47 min 0 sec)

Set list 1 first. Each part is one song.

THE SONG LISTS (16 readings, 127 parts, 2 hr 22 min 37 sec)

Song list 1 first. Each part is one song, except the plain pages, which are one part.

For adults only: 19 readings rated R, NC-17 or X, 280 parts, 9 hr 29 min 17 sec, on their own page (it has every clean reading too). Open the adults-only pages