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THE MEMORABILIA — 1,733 PIECESJUST ADDED — 75 NEW PIECESHEAR IT READ — THE READERSTOM’S STORY, YEAR BY YEARSITE INDEX — EVERY PAGE Songs and poems by date Everything else by date What is where The full index of every piece EVERY READING - PRESS PLAY ALL MY MEMORABILIA IN ORDER - 1978 TO 2026
A — Core & Mission (6)
Home Website Mission Statement Website Mission Statement G Rating Ratings Bouncer Choose Your Rating G To X Rating System Explained Adult Content Index PG-13 And Up
B — Nav Tools & Indexes (15)
Alphabetized Index Of Poems & Songs What's On Collabtunes.com Site Navigator Made Easy Book Index Quick Guide To Page Numbers And More Switchboard Quicklinks To Every Page Of Website Fast Scroll All Website Tabs Headings And Sections 128 Section Website Navigation Map W Section Descriptions Website Tabs 4 Sentence Description Of Each One Lyrics Index — G Lyrics Index — PG Lyrics Index — PG-13 Lyrics Index — R Lyrics Index — NC-17 Lyrics Index — X Iceberg Of Lyrics Final Site Index
C — Switchboards (12)
Switchboard Rated G Switchboard Rated Pg Switchboard Rated PG-13 Switchboard Rated R Switchboard Rated NC-17 Switchboard Rated X YOUR G SWITCHBOARD YOUR PG SWITCHBOARD YOUR PG-13 SWITCHBOARD YOUR R SWITCHBOARD YOUR NC-17 SWITCHBOARD YOUR X SWITCHBOARD
D — Baseball Cards, Batons, Eras & Tourneys (44)
My Stuff Vs. The Best Albums Of All Time Test My Stuff Vs. The Greatest Albums Of All Time Musical Baseball Cards Musical Baseball Cards Page B Expanded Musical Baseball Cards Page C Expanded Musical Baseball Cards Page A Starting Point Musical Baseball Cards Page D Evolution Musical Baseball Cards Page E All In One Musical Baseball Cards Hub All Five Pages Explained And Linked Baseball Cards Page C 2 Musical Baseball Cards Page D 1 Evolution Musical Baseball Cards Page D 2 Bloodlines Musical Baseball Cards Page D 3 Immigration Era 2010s Era 2000s Era 1990s Era 1980s Era 1970s Era 1960s Era 1950s Baton Writers Baton Rap MC Baton Producers Baton One Person Band Baton Male Vocals Baton Keys Baton Guitarists Baton Frontmen Baton Female Vocals Baton Drummers Baton Dancers Baton Bassists Era Unification Era Brackets 12 Batons Handwritten Gems — The Auction Index Baseball Cards — Artist Index 391 Artists Musical Baseball Cards — Master Roster 391 Toe To Toe — Master Match List 416 Songs Collaborhythm Universe — All 34 Albums AIO Collaborhythm — Creating A Song Collaborhythm Fan Builds Collaborhythm Filtered Hallway Lady Weaver — Page 36 Of 35
E — How I Got Here (7)
How I Got Here How I Got Here Full Clean Version How I Got Here Full Dirty Version Warning Explicit Content Rated X How I Got Here Full Talk w/ Claude AI Warning Explicit Content X Rated How I Got Here Full Clean Summary How I Got Here Short Summary Car Rides 7, 8 And 9 With Read Aloud Car Ride Talk 10 — The Starting Point (Rated X)
F — 35-Section Book (37)
34 Albums Book Of Contents The New Modern American Songbook 34 Sections 1 Of 35 Dedication 2 Of 35 Who Tom Is 3 Of 35 Introduction 4 Of 35 What Community Says 5 Of 35 Purpose And Structure Of Three Books 6 Of 35 Table Of Contents 7 Of 35 Quick Guide G To X 8 Of 35 Full Texts Of Lyrics 9 Of 35 Rolling Stone Style Album Reviews 10 Of 35 One Sentence Summaries Of Tracks 11 Of 35 Albums Ranked By Rating G To X 12 Of 35 Album Themes Moods And Profanity Listings 13 Of 35 Four Word Descriptions For Every Track 14 Of 35 Tracks Listed By Category 15 Of 35 Riddle Me This... 16 Of 35 Nailed It Teaching Tool 17 Of 35 Choose Your Own Adventure Album Orders 18 Of 35 Business Plan And 21 Page Summary 19 Of 35 Manifesto And Copyright Notice 20 Of 35 Lyric Use Certificate 21 Of 35 What Tom Wants 22 Of 35 Collaborhythm Collabtunes Business Card 23 Of 35 Songwriter Comparisons 24 Of 35 Tom's Cassette Tapes 25 Of 35 Songs I Wish I Wrote 26 Of 35 Contacts And Social Media 27 Of 35 Should You Read This 28 Of 35 Can I Get Sued 29 Of 35 Final Thoughts 30 Of 35 Why So Serious 31 Of 35 Six Car Ride Talks 32 Of 35 Name Index The Rest Of The Book 33 Of 35 Names Index From The Lyrics 34 Of 35 Alphabetical Index By Track Title 18 Of 35 Collaborhythm Collabtunes Project Summaries
G — Videos & Downloads (7)
Free Download Book Named 31 Albums Visit YouTube Channel Of Collaborhythm Lyric Videos To 50 Songs On One Video On YouTube I Read & Sing My Lyrics All On One YouTube Video Song Lists 1 10 On One Video 7 Hours Long Song Clips Video 80 Minutes Of 30 Second Clips Download 34 Albums Of Lyrics By Collaborhythm Collabtunes
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Song List 1 Song List 2 Song List 3 Song List 4 Song List 5 Song List 6 Song List 7 Song List 8 Song List 9 Song List 10
J — Set List Universe (24)
Set List 1 Set List 2 Set List 3 Set List 4 Set List 5 Set List 6 Set List 7 Set List 8 Set List 9 Set List 10 Set List 11 Set List 12 SET LIST 13 — Power Shields Set List 14 Set List 15 Set List 16 Set List 17 Set List 18 Set List 19 Set List 20 Set List 21 Set List 22 Inherent Absence Set List 23 Zionation Set List 24 Bi Ride Or Die
K — Song List All-In-Ones (10)
Song List 01 The Last Man Singing All In One Song List 02 Sheila Tequila All In One Song List 03 A Day At The Office All In One Song List 04 A Traveler In The Distance All In One Song List 05 Love Without A Doubt All In One Song List 06 Undertows And Afterglows All In One Song List 07 High Tides And Landslides All In One Song List 08 A Knight For A Lady All In One Song List 09 Between Us And Love All In One Song List 10 One Piece Missing All In One
L — Set List All-In-Ones (24)
Set List 01 Glass Half Something All In One Set List 02 Plurality All In One Set List 03 Self In The Mirror All In One Set List 04 Partner To The Crime All In One Set List 05 Living A La Mode All In One Set List 06 Definitely Not Love All In One Set List 07 Train Off The Tracks All In One Set List 08 Boss Logic All In One Set List 09 The Thralls Of The Flame All In One Set List 10 Go Ask Gramm All In One Set List 11 Noise Lies And Longing All In One Set List 12 Wounded Masculinity All In One Set List 13 Power Shields All In One Set List 14 6000 Km To Denmark All In One Set List 15 Liminal State All In One Set List 16 Kneel Heal And Rise All In One Set List 17 Smirks Swears Moans And Cries All In One Set List 18 Corrugation Row All In One Set List 19 Della Of Troy All In One Set List 20 The Cost Of Light All In One Set List 21 A Cold Plate All In One Set List 22 Inherent Absence All In One Set List 23 Zionation All In One Set List 24 Bi Ride Or Die All In One
M — Business & Money (9)
Contact My Lyrics Are Similar To These 10 Famous Artists ChatGPT Says Brief Intro Business Plan Potential Revenue Streams My Business Card ChatGPT Reviews My Idea Business Plan Places I'm Going What Tom Wants Investor Partner Pitch
Q — Spoken Lyrics, No Music (11)
Song Lists 1 — 10 Spoken — Why It Exists & Links Song List 1 — Spoken Lyrics Only Song List 2 — Spoken Lyrics Only Song List 3 — Spoken Lyrics Only Song List 4 — Spoken Lyrics Only Song List 5 — Spoken Lyrics Only Song List 6 — Spoken Lyrics Only Song List 7 — Spoken Word Only Song List 8 — Spoken Word Only Song List 9 — Spoken Word Only Song List 10 — Spoken Word Only
R — Not In The 34 (6)
Not In 34 — Finished Not In 34 — Big Chunks Not In 34 — A Few Stanzas Not In 34 — Single Lyrics Not In 34 — 7 Lines Or Less Not In 34 — Song Ideas
P — Misc & Coming Soon (28)
Set Song List Descriptions & Information Rolling Stone Magazine Type Set And Song List Write Ups Sentence Long Set & Song List Descriptions Simple Language Read My Stuff Best To Worst First 50 Pages Read My Stuff Best To Worst P. 50 100 Read My Stuff Best To Worst Page 100 150 Read My Best Stuff Best To Worst 150 200 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 200 250 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 250 300 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 300 350 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 350 400 Read My Best Stuff 400 450 Read My Stuff Best To Worst 450 500 1 34 G To X Quick Guide 1 34 G To X 13 To 25 1 To 34 Quick Guide 23 To NC-17 1 To 34 Quick Guide X 20 35 The Lady Weaver Start Here Cold Visitor Gate Share Your Feedback Six Car Ride Talks G Six Car Ride Talks NC-17 Six Car Ride Talks PgSix Car Ride Talks PG-13 Six Car Ride Talks X Six Car Ride Talks R Dedication Rated X Album 35 — Digging Through The Remains
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Collaborhythm · Collabtunes
RATED G

TOM JENSEN HAS BEEN WRITING
LYRICS TO SONGS FOR
OVER THIRTY YEARS.

“I'm a Roads Scholar of the soul. Got my PhD in rock and roll.”

433 songs. 34 albums. Rated G through X.

“I got about thirty seconds…
To get inside your head
So let us save the small talk
For another time instead

Now I have only twenty seconds left…
To sew this little seed to try to
Turn my belief into your belief
How do I get you to see that
Once you unplug yourself from your screen
You can begin to make a difference
To someone else, yourself and me…

Uh oh…just ten seconds more…

To let you know that there are
Countless caverns
Left within your mind
Just waiting to be explored...”

Thirty Seconds · Set List 8 · Boss Logic Note: I wrote this 20 years ago, so I just edited “T.V.” to “screen.” Ha. Read me.

SO WHAT IS IT YOU ACTUALLY DO?

1I am Tom Jensen and I write lyrics for songs. Thirty-some years of it — 433 of them, across 34 albums — and out of all that time I only spent two years actually trying to turn any of them into finished songs, fifteen years ago.

2The whole lyric catalog is free. All 34 albums of lyrics, free to build on, with one condition: credit the three names — Tom Jensen, Collaborhythm, Collabtunes. Whatever music you write stays yours. The words stay open so no corporation can ever own them.

3I want to take over a bar and make songs live instead of playing finished ones at people. The room throws lines in. The internet throws lines in through a moderator relaying it to the floor. And an app registers every person and writes down exactly what they contributed — so there is no limit on how many people can work on one song at the same time. Ten thousand people on a single song. That is not a metaphor, that is the build.

4I never learned an instrument on purpose — every hour I could have put into a guitar I put into writing instead. So nobody is going to out-catalog me and nobody is going to beat me on range: a hundred of these are about what a wonderful world it is, a hundred about how terrible it is, a hundred are horny and a hundred are funny. If you can feel it, I wrote it.

5So if you need it in one line: I am the Spielberg of music. I do not sing and I do not play. I write the script, I build the thing, and then I find the right people to do the right part — the same way a director never has to act in his own picture.

6And because every contribution is tracked, the money can finally run the other way — from the bottom up, artists first. Nobody at the top takes a cut before the people who actually made the thing get paid. Every song built out of these words can be torn down and rebuilt by the next person, and the one after that. One set of words, a hundred versions, for a hundred years. The Mack the Knife theory.

Thirty years of writing.
Six months building this website, straight through, no breaks.
And three months ago I decided to give the lyrics away.

And if you only remember one thing about me —
I am the one who showed you Lady Weaver.

433 songs  ·  34 albums  ·  30 years  ·  rated G–X  ·  34 album lyrics free to use

TWO NAMES. ONE PROJECT.

Collaborhythm · Collabtunes

Right now both names bring you to the same place. That is on purpose, and it is temporary. Once this thing gets funded, they split into the two halves of the job:

Collaborhythm

WHERE SONGS GET MADE

The live room. The bar. The writing, the collaborating, the arguing, the works in progress. Everything still being built.

Collabtunes

WHERE THE SONGS LIVE

The finished work. The catalog, the 34 albums, the lyrics, everything already made and ready to be read, used, or turned into something else.

One is the workshop. The other is the shelf.


BEFORE YOU WALK IN

The safeguard

Because the work covers such a vast variety of subjects, and ranges from suitable for all ages to very explicit, there is a system here that safeguards you — so nobody ends up in something they did not want to see.

You pick your own level. Nothing is hidden from you as a punishment and nothing is forced on you either. Pick low and you get a smaller, cleaner site. Pick high and you get all of it.


WHY THIS WEBSITE IS THE WAY IT IS

Built for four people
One

FANS AND READERS

Browse and read freely. 300+ artist references, teaching guides, and rated-safe browsing so you only meet what you agreed to meet.

Two

MUSICIANS

The lyrics are isolated from any melody, and read aloud in a plain voice, so you get the cadence and the words with nobody's tune stuck to them. One set of words, a hundred possible versions.

Three

BUSINESS PARTNERS

The business plan, the legal framework, and the ask are all on this site, in the open. The short version is further down this page.

Four

AND TOM

Because this is the legacy. Everything in one place. Two clicks and a song.


HOW THE RATINGS WORK

The Johnny test

It is not really a movie system. The test is simpler: would Johnny get in trouble if his eighth grade English teacher caught him with this open in class? That is the whole rating system. It is not an age bracket. It is a content question, and you are the one who answers it.

G · read it to anyone PG · mild, restrained PG-13 · honest about adult reality R · explicit, dark NC-17 · adults only X · unfiltered

THE DEAL, IN PLAIN WORDS

What you can take and what you owe

You can build on the lyrics. That is the whole giveaway — words only. Take them, cut them, rearrange them, add your own, put music under them and make the thing yours.

Whatever music you write stays yours. The artist keeps the rights to their own music, always. Nobody here is taking a piece of your song. The words stay open so the next person can build on them too — that is the only thing that never locks up.

The one condition: credit all three names as the source — Tom Jensen · Collaborhythm · Collabtunes. That is the price. That is the entire price.


A LIVING, BREATHING MODERN AMERICAN SONGBOOK

Why any of this exists

A songbook that does not sit still. One set of words, handed forward, rebuilt by whoever comes next, and the one after that — a book that keeps growing after the writer stops.

Which gives one man his best shot at three things he could never do alone: have the greatest album ever made get made out of his words, go down as the greatest songwriter in history — posthumously, and that is fine — and put an entire life's worth of work on the table as a thank-you.

The thank-you

FOR LADY WEAVER

The greatest musician, the greatest singer, the greatest human being and the greatest muse there has ever been. A life's worth of work, offered up in gratitude. Everything here is also a way of getting people to her.

So Tom and Lady Weaver — both of them, one of them already gone — take it on themselves to show people an entirely new way of looking at music. Not another album. A new musical experience, and a whole musical universe you can walk around inside of.

And you get to see what one man can do —
and what two people can do.


WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

The ask · in the open

The catalog is done. Thirty years of it, sorted, rated, indexed and sitting right here. What is not done is the machine that puts it to work. Three things build that, and I am looking for the people who can do them.

One

A BUSINESS PARTNER OR FUNDER

Someone who looks at 433 finished lyrics and a live-music model nobody is running yet and sees what I see. The business plan, the legal framework and the numbers are all on this site, in the open — no pitch deck theater, just read it.

Two

THE APP

Registration, live contribution tracking, and a credit ledger that survives the song. Every person who adds a line, a chord, a harmony, a fix — logged, credited, and standing in line to get paid when that song earns. That ledger is the whole invention. Without it this is just an open mic.

Three

THE ROOM

A bar, a venue, a stage with a screen and a moderator who can relay the internet into the room fast enough to keep up. Start with one night. Prove ten thousand people can build one song together and the rest of it argues itself.

And the one I want most: the person alone in a room somewhere who reads fifty of these and decides they are going to make the greatest album ever made out of them. That one is not for sale and not for hire. That one just has to find this page.


PICK YOUR RATING. THAT IS YOUR DOOR.

Roughly forty ways to start — all of them behind one of these six

Each door opens a full switchboard: your own complete version of this website, with everything in it you are allowed to see and nothing in it you are not. You will not be shown what you are missing. You get to celebrate what you have.

Brand new here? Start here

34 ALBUMS LYRICS FREE TO USE
CREDIT ALL THREE NAMES. THAT IS THE ONLY CONDITION.

Tom Jensen · Collaborhythm · Collabtunes.  Lyrics only — whatever music you write stays yours. This covers the lyrics to the 34 albums and nothing else; the books, the handwritten originals and everything else on this site are not free to use.

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